I'm on an urban trail, a paved trail like the Fanno Creek Trail. I'm messing with something, an apparatus or perhaps a birdcage. It's hot and sunny outside. I start to haul the thing up the trail toward home, when I look down and realize that I'm totally naked.

That doesn't seem appropriate for such a trail, so I go back to my clothes, which are piled in a corner of the trail near a fence. I put on a bathrobe.

Just then, two women arrive on the trail. One is an official, and the other complained about me and summoned her. She points to me like see, here he is...! The official looks at me and seems to assert that my attire is acceptable, if just barely. I show her the navy blue sweatpants in my hand - "see, I was just wearing these a minute ago, but I got too hot."