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I'll Mow Any Lawn and Kiss Any GirlfritzApr 23, 2010

I'm dropping my friend off, as if after carpooling for an outing. He is rather normal and nondescript. We decide, for some reason, that I should mow his lawn real quick, since I have a push-mower with me in the car.

We get out with the mower, and navigate his house, which is complex and mazelike. One room is full of grass, like a carpet, and I'm impressed at how they are able to grow the grass in here. The room is half open, with skylights, half a lawn and half a living room.

The mower has two large wheels on the sides, which fold together like a wheelchair, and I have to unfold it to mow. It's an awkward task, and at first the wheels want to go back together into folded position, but I find a latch in between that holds them extended.

I start mowing the room, part of which is mowing over this grassy lump that is also a couch, and as I'm mowing I notice that somebody is sleeping on it. Fortunately my mower is quiet, and I don't wake them.

Then I go through to another part of the house, where there are a few people gathered. One is my friend's girlfriend, a somewhat wild-looking girl who resembles Joan Jett. We introduce, and I comment that we've met before, but she was sleeping. Seems her schedule and her boyfriends' are always opposite, and another time, I think they came over to my house to work on some music, but she immediately fell asleep on the couch. She says oh yeah, she remembers me, and plants a full kiss on my mouth.

There is also a picnic table there, with food on it to snack on. Another girl hands me a couple of food items to eat, one of them a large piece of bread with an orange cream-cheese-based spread on it. I can smell the peppers in it from a distance, and I comment to her - gee, this smells like it's going to be pretty hot.

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