I am in a large auditorium. Over a PA system, they are calling names. I have a feeling I am among the winners. Indeed, they call my name, and I come to the front, which is only a few feet away from my seat.

At the front is a pretty woman with large breasts, all dressed in black. She's stuck four playing cards in her cleavage, sticking out the top, and we are each to pick one. For some reason I think that the one closest to me is the best prize, and I try to make my way to that place, but one of the other contestants takes it and I take the second position. Then we each pull a playing card from her cleavage and get a prize.

My prize is a stack of papers, apparently some photocopies of cartoons or other entertaining things. I'm surprised, and I blurt out something like "my prize is this paper?" before I feel like that must seem unappreciative, and the girl glares at me, so I go back to my seat.