I don't know where I am, but I have a frying pan and I go across the room to ask my cousin Dennie if he has any spare bacon. I even offer to buy it, but I'm very embarrassed to even be asking. He gives me a few runty strips out of the bottom of his bag, and I take them over to fry them.

(Hmm, haven't had bacon in a while. I saw some one TV tonight and was like 'mmm, bacon'...)