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Finger ProblemsfritzFeb 29, 2012

I've picked up a girl on my moped, somewhere down in Newberg, and I drive her up to my parents' house. Apparently she wanted to sleep with me, but when we get to the house, she starts getting upset and conflicted. I notice a ring on her finger and ask her if she is married, and she says she is getting married in two weeks. I think it's best if I just take her back home.

Then I notice that one of my fingers is really wrecked, and starting to hurt. It's an index finger, and all the skin and meat is gone - from the knuckle to the first joint is bare bone. The rest of the finger looks normal, but is starting to decay from the bottom because it's no longer connected by nerves and blood vessels to the rest of my body, and that's why it's starting to hurt. I need to get to the doctor.

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