I am walking up the steps into a church. Outside the door there is a table with some kids selling swag, like for a sporting event, but they represent the church. I tell them I'll take two of the smallest ones; they are a dollar each, so I pay with two dollar bills.

The items are like cutouts in the shape of a person, about six inches tall, with a cartoonlike figure drawn on one side. I stick one on my chest, but I'm not sure what to do with the other one. I find myself a seat on a pew on the left side of the church. I'm looking over the other item in my hands, and on the back is an advertisement for a movie, with a big picture of Mark Wahlberg running through some water. It's not obvious at first, because of the splashes, but he is naked, and if you look closely his private parts are definitely visible. I wonder if the church realized what they are selling!