I'm at my parents' house. Steve is there, and dad is giving him some shit about waking up late; like joking about what time zone he's in. Steve explains that he didn't set an alarm or anything, thinking he'd just wake up, but he didn't, and overslept some engagement by like four hours. Then, he explains, he and mom pulled some meat out of the freezer and he was suspicious of it, so she sarcastically said to send it to Guyana and have it tested, which he did. I guess he didn't realize she was joking.

"Seriously?" I laugh, "so right now the meat is on its way to Guyana and in a week or so we'll get some test results?" Apparently this is the case.