I'm talking with someone, as if in a conversation in my parents' living room at night. I say something about "mom's porn", joking, but she overhears from the kitchen and gets very mad, like I spilled a secret. I'm still trying to play it off like a random joke, but she just gets madder and starts hitting me around the head, while I cover my head and crouch down in the chair with my head between my knees.

(Dreamed this while in Grant's Pass for my parents' 50th anniversary)