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Taste the Bleach WaterfritzJun 9, 2014

I'm on vacation with my family, but the scene is like my parents' kitchen. There is an aquarium of fish there, and I have to change the water. I find the bucket for that, but even though it says "Fish Only" on the side, somebody has used it for something else, and left it all dirty on the inside.

So I have to wash it out with some bleach. I run one of the sinks full of hot water, and though I don't have straight bleach on hand, I dump in a bunch of some cleaning chemical that seems to be mostly bleach.

I start to wash the bucket, but I keep picking up the wrong dishes. Like, I reach for the bucket but accidentally grab some other pot or pan, and start washing it before realizing that it is the wrong one. Then I set it aside and try to grab the bucket again, but I keep doing it wrong.

One of the times I do this, while my back is turned, somebody accidentally drops a plate of food into the water. It's really nice food, deviled eggs with bacon on them. Not thinking much of it, they pull the eggs out of the water and start to rinse them. I stop them, warning them that the water is heavily bleached, and they might just want to throw the eggs away, but they don't want to. So three of us each stick our finger in the bleach-water, and taste the water off our fingers. Eww, it's very bleachy!

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