I'm driving, and I think I feel somewhat impaired. There's some police action ahead, stopping the traffic, and a bunch of cars gathered around that. I pull across the other lane of the highway, and park on the opposite shoulder, I think just trying to avoid suspicion.

A wet-haired guy, who I think is a cop but not dressed like one, gets in on the passenger's side, and asks me what I'm doing parked there. I show him my phone and say I have to make a phone call, which I didn't want to do while driving. And I pulled over here because I saw the police activity, which sometimes moves up or down on the road, and I didn't want to be in the way.

He accepts my explanation, but he says no, this is not a very good place to park.