We're leaving a vacation house, myself and the family. I'm in the bathroom, and there's a puddle forming on the floor and getting deeper, and I can't escape it. My pants get splashed with it.

I come out of the bathroom and tell whoever that there's this problem, and that I got all splashed. My sister Keta tells me that she knows about it, it's not pee, but I say it sure seems like pee to me.