I'm out on a trail in the woods somewhere, and I have to pee. There's an outhouse there, and I go to use it, but it is occupied. I can see inside it, and it has a unique two-story arrangement. One door faces toward me, and a girl is sitting in there. There is another door on the opposite side, up a short wooden stairway, where the poop-hole is above the girl's head, and the waste matter has to fall past her into another hole in the lower deck. If she looks up, she can see the butt of the guy who is just settling in above. Looks awkward.

Well, I just have to pee, so I figure I won't get involved in that, I'll just go up the trail a bit and use the outdoors. There is a minor trail going past the outhouse, so I go up there with my dogs, but then it joins a large, well-groomed trail, by which I know it is the main trail.

I go up the trail for a bit and then step off to pee on a tree. Just after I start, somebody comes up the trail and asks me what I'm doing peeing there. I explain that the outhouse was full, and I thought it would be ok if I just go to where nobody is. But they point out that this isn't such a place, there's a picnic table right over there - which I hadn't noticed, but my pee is streaming about 20 feet out in a high arc and literally splashing a family who is trying to have a picnic there.