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Super Bowl HotelfritzJan 25, 2015

It's the Super Bowl, Seahawks vs. Patriots, but it's in a gymnasium on some floor of a large hotel. There isn't all that much room for spectators, just bleachers or something, but I have a spot on the floor, right by the sidelines, just inside the door.

I suddenly gain awareness, as though I have been unconscious for a while. I remember the first part of the game, but not the second part. It seems like I've been drinking all day, and got rather drunk and passed out.

Right in front of me, I see the Seahawks make a touchdown, and I get a good view of Russell Wilson.

There's only like 1:60 (?) left in the game, the Seahawks have the lead, and the Patriots have the ball. Wow, this is going to be exciting! But I really have to pee, so I step out the door to go down the hall to the bathroom real quick.

However, the bathroom is closed for some reason, and blocked off. I go a little further down the hall, where there is a security guard, and ask him where the nearest bathroom is. He gives me some instructions, but it's on a different floor, downstairs, and with several ambiguous turns. I rush down the stairs to see if I can find it, but it just seems more confusing, and I feel like I'm missing the game, so I figure I'd better just hold it, and run back up to the gymnasium.

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