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Cat Harassment, and Drunk TalkfritzJan 25, 2015

I'm at my house on Garden Home Road. I'm letting my cat Muezza out of a box, as if she has just come from somewhere, and as soon as the lid is open, she is attacked by Noah and Kyrena, who happen to be there. They just attack her, spitting and hitting, and she is completely freaked out and escapes into another room in a panic.

I get mad at them, asking them what the hell they are doing. They say she started it by hissing and clawing at them, and I say no she didn't, she was freaked out coming out of a dark box and they just attacked her. Well, they say, she's a mean cat, and I say no she isn't, she's really nice, you're the mean ones.

It seems like some sort of party at my house, most people are drunk but I'm sober, as I have to go somewhere else pretty soon. I go out to my car, which is parked in front of my neighbors' house on Garden Home, as if to get something, and in so doing I pass D. Cooper, who is really drunk and sitting under the trees.

As I pass him I'm humming a tune, that part of a U2 song that says "if the storm cloud, passes rain, then let it rain", or something like that, but I morph it into the Beatles' "Let it Be". David hears this, and says something about Steely Dan.

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