I'm driving in the snow, up Rex Hill by Newberg. I'm standing on top of the car while driving, to give me better visibility. The car slips all over in the slush, and at one point I veer semi-intentionally into the oncoming lane, which is empty, looking for traction.

Then I look back and notice that just as I veered out of the lane, another car had entered it, and my maneuver avoided a collision.

I think I'll climb down into the cab. I can surely see enough to drive down there, and it must be very warm and comfortable.