I'm at work, just like real life. My manager Gus comes over to my desk with a stack of papers, which is a performance review. He hands it to me, and I look at the pages; the first few are marked-up schematics, with red ink on them indicating engineering mistakes that I've made. Ok, sure, yeah, nobody's perfect, I can take the critique.
But after those pages, are some printouts of pornography, as if I had also been caught viewing such things. Heavens no, I wouldn't ever do that! I need to prove it, somehow, to show that those pictures came from somewhere else. One of them is even familiar, from a magazine I had at home or something, can I find that and prove it? Somehow finding the pictures doesn't seem like it would prove anything, even though I am completely innocent, of course. |