I'm in a large, antique-fashioned building, with big hallways like an old school. I really have to poo, so I'm looking for a bathroom. I find one, but it's closed or something, and a sign on it says to go up two floors and use the one there. So I go up to that bathroom, but it is also closed, and I get very angry that the sign down below sent me up here when it is closed.

(Something I ate gave me pretty extreme gas in the night, so I think my brain was mixing up the signals)