I'm at my parent's house. It's Christmas Day, and there's a big Christmas tree in the corner of the living room. But I'm alone, and it's quiet. I put on some music.

Another scene, I'm at some water park in the desert. It costs $15, or $30 if you also do the Big Slide. That seems like a lot for just a big slide, but I take the package anyway.

There is a friendly opossum curling up on my lap.