I'm just waking up. There are some unfamiliar children in an unfamiliar room, as though I am a guest in their house. They three children are all looking at me like something is up, like a joke is being played on me. Without moving, I assess my situation, and realize that they have indeed played their own little joke, a game in which they find every little pocket in the covers over me that can contain a small puddle, and peed in it. So there are about three of these little puddles, wherever the blankets happened to fold into a bowl, and if I move, I'll spill pee all over myself.

I manage to slip out very carefully and not get wet. Then I ask the children if they do this often, and they say they do it all the time. But then, how do they clean up the pee, do they have to wash their blankets every day, or do they just sleep in the pee? They say they just sleep in the pee.