I'm just returning from vacation, to my Garden Home house. I'm tired and muddy-headed as if hung over. I have overstaying house guests, and I am saying to them that I was expecting their stay to be temporary and non-invasive, and what they have done in the kitchen looks both permanent and invasive. There are shelves and a cabinet there they have painted blue, to match this blue china they have arranged on them.

The little dog, who is my sister's dog Linus but he belongs to me and I can't remember his name, comes running through the house, leaving a trail of pee. Apparently he's been holding it a long time. Then he goes to one of the girls who is staying there and she pets him, and he lets loose his whole bladder in a puddle.

I'm not happy.