I've arrived, with a date, to a wrestling match. I bought $40 tickets, which weren't the worst, there were also $30 tickets, but I'm pretty unimpressed with our seats. They're in an isolated section very far away, and our view is partially blocked by a large wall.

After we sit down, I have to get up and go somewhere, so I go out into the outer hallway. I'm not sure what I have to do, but I'm remembering my seat, and thinking I should complain and ask for my money back.

When I try to go back to my seat, I have to pass through ticket security, and they have to scan a barcode on my inner wrist, but I have two of them, one on each wrist. They don't like that, and I say what's the problem, I have an extra, just scan either one. So they do, and I go down the hallway toward the auditorium.

At the entrance to the auditorium is a chest-high wall I have to climb over. I take off my shoes and leave them there, which is what it appears everybody is doing, and climb very nimbly over the wall to go back to my seat. The view is still pretty disappointing, but after all that I don't want to go out again and miss more of the match.