I'm on a large boat in an inland waterway, but it's the wrong boat. I was on the right boat just a couple minutes ago, but somehow I got lost. There is a boat official there, sitting on a stool like a security guard, and I tell her, "I was supposed to be on the boat with the water slides and a carousel" (although I think I'm talking about a ferris wheel), and she is mystified as to how I got here. I have some theory about going through some wrong door when the boats were together. She pulls a radio from her belt and starts talking on it, saying she'll figure out how to get me back on track.

I'm in China, I think Beijing. I've been here for a couple days and don't have much time left, but I also wanted to see some other city while I'm here, I think Tai Pei. I didn't really find something I was looking for; I think I want to go stay in the University District.