I'm supposed to make a speech about radio for a class that Vera is teaching. I have prepared such a speech, but as the children start to arrive, I realize that they're just little kids, and my speech was targeted more toward grown-ups - see, I show her, there's this mathematical equation, which even though quite simplified, isn't going to make any sense to children. I will have to ad-lib my speech, and make it more interesting for the little ones.

But first I have to pee, so I go down the hall to the bathroom, but I'm carrying some things in my hands so I have trouble operating the business. The urinal is a hole in the floor, with curved tile walls, which is slippery and I have trouble keeping my balance with all these items I'm carrying. I can't see down to my zipper and I have no hands available. I fall one time, hitting my chest on the floor, causing a stain on the front of my shirt, but I think I can wash that out real quick.

I manage to pee but drip a lot of it on my pants, the black ones that show any wetness very obviously. I look in the bathroom mirror, and it looks quite like I wet myself, clearly enough that the children in the audience would think so. So, I think, I will have to take off my pants and soak them entirely so that it isn't so obvious.