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Giraffe SkunkfritzDec 10, 2018

I'm at home, at night, and there is a strange animal outside. It looks like a giraffe, but more like a stuffed giraffe - about 10 feet tall, furry, and with exaggerated colors and knees. The dogs see it too and go chasing after it, but it turns into a large skunk, and I can clearly see it aiming its butthole at the dogs, who don't seem to realize the danger. The skunk waits about 15 seconds for the warning to kick in, but one dog - who in the dream is my dog, but isn't like my real dogs, black and long-haired like a border collie - keeps barking at it from about 15 feet away, though not approaching or chasing it. After the wait, the skunk unloads with a stream of stink spray, but the dog doesn't mind, in fact he twists around for it to hit all parts of his body, as if he's enjoying the smell. Well, I guess we're going to need that skunk spray antidote that I bought (in real life) for such a situation.

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