Vera comes home with a huge tattoo, covering her neck all the way around. Its base is a swirl of evergreen garland, and on top of that, big shiny balls (several inches across) used for decorations on a Christmas tree. It's very nicely done. There are a couple of other small Christmas decorations as well, like behind her ears or something.

I know I should be supportive of her and admire it, but I'm not sure what to say. I tell her it looks really nice for Christmas, but... what about the rest of the year, when it's not Christmas?