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Crashes, Risky Fish and Risky PeefritzMar 17, 2021

I'm doing something related to cars, like getting a license renewal or something. As I leave, I have to back out of the parking lot, which is a little bit tight. Of course I do it right, but for some reason it causes a couple of cars to crash into each other a little bit up the street, and I remember, last time I came here there was a crash, seems it always happens here, what's up with that? I steer around the crash and stop at a streetlight. The car in front of me, a tiny white vehicle similar to a Cooper Mini, does a straight front-flip, in place, and I'm like "see, look!"

I just want to get home quickly because I bought some fish, neon tetras, and they just put them in a bag without any water. I don't think they can survive very long like that, probably not all of them will survive no matter what I do. What a terrible way to pack them!

But I have to stop to pee. I pull off in on this undeveloped corner and step behind a bush where I mostly cannot be seen, unless looking backward in my direction. I start to pee and make a big puddle in the grass, so big that I have to start stepping off to the side trying to avoid it, but it's still coming out. There is a line of cars waiting at the light, near to me but mostly where they'd have to look back over their shoulders to see me, and my friend says "watch out, the fifth car in line is a deputy sheriff," so I stop peeing (apparently I can do that) and though I still really have to go, I just stand there acting like nothing and watch the police car pass.

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