I'm in what appears to be the hallway at my parents' house, but it's all an illusion, a trap, like one of those escape games. The world around me is controlled, like a simulation. I am alone, and I can't get out. The hallway is lacking many of the normal details, just the larger features.

Somebody said that they will "make the bathrooms unusable", which I didn't really understand until I go in there because I need to pee. The bathroom is in its usual place in the hallway near the entrance, but the room is larger. The "throne" is in the center of the room up on a platform, but the top of the toilet bowl is flat porcelain, so there is no bowl. It's just a slight modification to the environment that, indeed, makes it useless.

There is a stainless steel urinal on the wall as well, but it is placed just a little bit too high, so that it's basically impossible to use. Is it some sort of joke?

I go back into the hall, and I am startled to hear a phone ringing in another room, like an old-fashioned rotary phone. I follow the sound to the end of the hall and into the Red Room, where I find the ringing phone on a small table just to the left of the door. I pick up the handset, which is very unique and antique-looking. It has a porcelain handle in the middle, and then sticking off both ends, small pieces for the ear and microphone. A voice in the phone says "You are allowed to teleport, you know."

"I don't know how to do that."

"There is an instruction book at the front desk."