I have this girlfriend who is unfamiliar from real life, and seems kind of immature and whiny. She is at my place, also unfamiliar, just one large room. She is breaking up with me because she asked me some important question and I gave her a one-word answer.

I'm thinking that it's not such a bad thing if we break up; I'm thinking that will be an opportunity with some other girl I'm interested in, and such. But it was just a one-word answer, I mean come on, surely you can't break up with somebody for that. So I talk her out of it, and she says ok, we don't have to break up.

"Cool", I say, and she gets mad again.