I'm at my parents' house, in the room we called the library, but it's larger and the topology isn't quite normal. There is a toilet in this room, and I need to use it in, um, a big way, but my sister Minda and two little girls are in the room. I'm trying to be subtle about it and suggest that they go play somewhere else, but that doesn't work. So I go into an adjacent bathroom that turns out to be the "pink bathroom" from another part of the house, but the toilet in there does not appear to be operational. I try again to get Minda to give some privacy, but she still doesn't take the hint. So finally I say "Look, I have to poo, ok, so could you guys give me a bit of space?"