As I wake up, I am convinced that I have a side job at McDonald's, they just sent me an email and said I had the job, I should show up at 1 o'clock. But they didn't tell me where. If it's out in Newberg, I definitely don't want the job, that's too far to drive for such wages. Then I realize I don't want the job at all, I don't need the money and the free time is more important to me.

It takes me a few minutes to wake up enough to realize that I don't actually need to call them and tell them I won't be there.