The members of the band U2, and their families, are staying at my house. Except Bono, of course. The house is chaos, there are a lot of kids and people I don't know.

It's almost dinner time, for which we need to find a restaurant. I just need a laptop to do some research - don't I have one near at hand, no matter where I am? Yes there is the one in the kitchen. I am talking to a brunette woman who is herding some kids; I tell her that we have a lot of good restaurants here in Portland, it is a really great place to eat. She says New York has a lot of good restaurants.

I'm considering ahead, what subjects to discuss with the band.