I enter a police station, wearing a tactical vest adorned with an assortment of weapons. The police immediately ask me what I'm doing there, and I explain that I have something that I need to talk to them about, and I was informed that wearing such weapons was the best way to get them to talk to me. The cop informs me that it won't work, bringing weapons into the police station is a crime, perhaps even a felony, and I will be arrested.