I have two ostriches in my otherwise-empty house, and they're getting nasty and nippy with everyone. I go up to them and the smaller one goes after me, and I let it bite my arm. Everybody seems surprised, like it's really going to hurt me, but I just take it patiently and it doesn't hurt too badly.

After having a good bite, the ostrich explains to me in English what is bothering it; I don't remember what the problem is, but I tell it I will take care of it in just a few minutes and it seems happy with that.