I'm following Dave somewhere in my truck. We're going up and up into the mountains, and the road is becoming very slick, and Dave is going very fast, to the point where I'm sliding sideways for miles along the road.

We stop at a snack bar for some supplies and I want some crunchy potato snacks, but I ask the guy and he says they don't have any. I point to a bag of string potatoes, and some Funyuns, but he indicates the fresh-cooked fries and says they're expired but then gives them to me anyway and doesn't charge me for them. It's not what I wanted, but what the heck, it's free.

We pile into one car and then set up camp in this large concrete building with some other people. Dave hired a prostitute for me, for a surprise, and it seems pretty awkward. She comes over and starts taking off her clothes, but she is hideous. Among other things, her back is completely covered in warts, literally all over, one by the next and covering exactly the area of her back. I don't want to be mean and reject her for just being too horrible, but I don't think I could go through with it anyway. Then she takes off her pants and she has this huge black muff that extends up to her hips and I'm just horrified. No way.