I'm at my house, in the living room, and Bryan is there, sitting on the couch. I've just put the needle on a record that sounds like a recording of Bryan and I in a scary situation, where we're visited by a ghost or something. You can hear us on the record saying things like "did you hear that? what the f*** was that?"

Bryan hands me a Viewmaster to look at, with a ghostly photographic image, but it is very small in the frame and I'm not sure I can make it out. I look at it and hand it back to him unimpressed, but the feeling in the room is very scary.

I lift the needle off the record momentarily, and the voices don't stop. I place it back on almost immediately, getting scared. "Did you hear that?" I ask Bryan, "The voices didn't stop!"

I lift the needle off the record again, but this time, silence.