I'm at my parents', and I've got a remote control (like the one for Windows Media Center) and it makes people say phrases. I point it at the children and test the buttons, making them say different things.

Hitting a new button makes them stop the phrase they were saying, and start on the new one, so I start making them say funny things by combining the keys. I point it at Aric, and by hitting one key and then another, he says something nonsensical like "Up Heat". He's clinging to Joe, who sits in a chair in my folks' living room, and repeating the phrase under my control.

Joe says "I don't know what you mean, buddy."