I'm trying to pick some pants from my closet, but none of them are presentable! Most of my clothes are boxed for remodeling, I have only a few pairs set aside for temporary wearing, and they're all dirty or in need of repair. Even my best Levi's have a quilted patch on the the bottom of one of the legs. Somebody, I think Natasha, is suggesting different ones, and then criticizing each choice.

Then I am insisting, with regard to a child abduction in the news, that the babysitter has something to do with it, and she should be examined thoroughly.