I'm going to visit my uncle Dennis, who lives in the cave that he and my dad discovered when they were younger, except it's down in my parents' woods.

I get down to the cave, and some of my siblings are there, swimming in the lake. To get there I have to do a little rock climbing, a traverse over some wet slippery brown rocks. The holds appear a little sketchy, and they're good enough for me, but questionable for a girl who seems to be with me.

Then we notice a doorway into the side of the hill, which is an entrance to Dennis's cave house. Inside, it's perfectly finished like a regular house, with many rooms, well-lit and tidily decorated (*). It's impressive.

Then I see my high school girlfriend Norma, who apparently has to leave. I'm disappointed, because I wanted to be re-introduced to her. As she leaves she says hello and leans forward to kiss me, but I give her just a peck because I think my breath might smell bad.

(*) I've was hooking up my little solar electrical system today, and happened to be telling a friend about my uncle's self-sufficient system, and how cool and normal-like it was.