I'm trying to watch a movie, but I can't because this little pet pig I have keeps squealing. He's about the size of a hamster, fitting easily into the palm of one hand, black and very cute.

I have a porch like at my parents', and I explore to see if he'd be comfortable out there. I want him to sleep out there while we watch the movie. The porch feels closed in and safe, but compared to him it seems big and cold. I need a bed where he'd be more comfortable.

I rummage around, and in the back of a cupboard I find a rectangular ashtray that looks like just his size, and with a comfy cloth would be both soft and supportive, a great little bed for him.

An unidentified girl is present, but it must be Natasha because she argues that the pig can't sleep in an ashtray, even if it is totally clean, dug out of a cupboard and probably never used even once.