I've found a pornographic magazine on the side of the road - and not a tasteful one, either, something slightly disturbing that a person would be really embarrassed to have in their possession. I stashed it away and kept it to use in playing a joke on somebody at some point, probably Scott.

But it is discovered at work. I think I tried a joke on somebody with it, but somebody found it and it's been traced to me. Seems I'm going to be in a lot of trouble, and I'm worried about that. But then, I appear to have gotten it back into my possession. I'm trying to make the case that it was just a joke, it's ok, but I don't think anybody believes me.