It's 8:30 in the morning, and I'm preparing to go somewhere, like school. A guy comes to meet me, as if we're going to carpool, but he seems to be like a bum, and he's really drunk.

A policeman comes and checks him out, and charges him with some crime relating to being drunk and a bum in the morning. Then he hands me a receipt that says "Felony", charging me too. I object "Hey, I'm not drunk, I'm not doing anything, and I hardly even know this guy!"

The cop says "Tell it to the judge".