(this one really stuck with me...)

I was getting on a bus, not like a Tri-Met, but more like the Green Tortoise. It looked really scary and dirty on the outside and I didn't want to have Owen on it, but I had no choice. I climb up the stairs and I am completely shocked that the inside is gorgeous, like a luxury RV. But as I'm getting a closer look, I notice a bunch of seats, in an oval shape in the middle that aren't really seats. It's the bathroom, port-o-potty style. The other passengers seemed to think this was normal, and the lady behind me happily exclaimed "Wow! The bathroom is soooo clean!" But they weren't, they were half full of waste and that blue stuff they put in.