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Frailty
psychological action mystery suspense drama, R

fritz
A

A mind-bender of religious zealotry and serial murder. Loved it, and will have to see again before I'll have it all figured out. A little harsh on the whole murder thing.

Surfwise
documentary, R

fritz
B

A documentary about a fellow who abandons a life of normalcy to become a beach bum, procreate wildly, and wander the world in a camper with his wife and 9 kids. Investigates their lives, and the long-term consequences of this unusual lifestyle choice. I found it very interesting and entertaining, but if you're too normal I suspect it would just be like watching psychos doing stupid things.

Mr. Bean's Holiday
comedy, G

fritz
C

The very silly and obliviously moronic Mr. Bean takes a further handicap by going where he doesn't understand the language or culture. It's a situation ripe with comedy, but it doesn't deliver much, and doesn't overcome the weak plotline. I bet kids would love this one, and it is all good fun.

Get Smart
action comedy, PG13

fritz
A

I thought this was really clever and funny. You don't need to be a fan of the classic show to get it, and there was even some action thrown in. Good fun. I don't recall any vices, older children will probably laugh too.

Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, The
war action drama, PG13

fritz
C

This had the feel of a really good book that didn't translate very well to a movie. The characters never developed, and I didn't really buy any of it. Not exactly believable anyway - perhaps if they'd put a bit more time into it. The people I was with liked it better than I did. Adult thematic material involving the Holocaust and stuff.

California Dreamin' (Endless)
foreign comedy drama romance, R

steve
A

This was the best movie that I saw at the Kolkata Film Festival this year!

Diner
drama, R

fritz
B

This is one of those movies with a lot of conversations, some of which were funny, some serious. The cast was really strong (including Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, Steve Guttenberg, Paul Reiser - all in 1982!). Mostly about fun college-age friends embarking on different paths in life. Adult themes.

Simpsons Movie, The
animated comedy drama, PG13

fritz
C

I expected better. If you like the TV show, you'll like it, but I doubt you'll love it. There's nothing worth watching in the credits or DVD extras either.

Stardust
drama romance, PG13

fritz
B

A fun fantasy about a magical world of oddball witches and other magicalness. Funny, light, and entertaining, but a little risque.

Live Free or Die Hard
action drama, PG13

fritz
C

Plot full of holes, but who cares? Lots of car crashing and fighting, if you're into that sort of thing. Bruce Willis sure is cool though.

300
war action history drama, R

fritz
B

In spite of the panning given by the critics, I enjoyed this one. It wasn't just a gore-fest (though there is more than a share of gore and violence and special effects), there were also historical and heroic angles that I found compelling, and a lot to look at.

Suture
psychological mystery suspense drama, ?

fritz
D

I shouldn't have suffered through this low-budget 1993 attempt at "film noir". The acting and dialog were terrible, and the plot never came to anything. The best it had going for it was a kind of Twilight Zone overnarrated feel that kept my hopes up that a brain twist was just around the corner. It wasn't.

Departed, The
action drama, R

joe
A

The cops infiltrate the mob, the mob infiltrates the cops, and everyone is trying to figure out who everyone else really is. Lots of violence and language.

Prestige, The
drama, PG13

joe
C

A battle between 2 magicians in the late 1800's where they are trying to one-up each other's tricks. Their competitiveness turns them against each each other resulting in a little violence, revenge, etc. The story is seems meant to be exciting and mysterious, but turns out to be neither.

Pan's Labyrinth
foreign war drama, R

joe
B

A little girl in wartime Spain discovers a dark, mythical world in the back yard of her stepfather's war post. The story is part fantasy, part war/politics, with the majority being the latter. Almost an 'A'. Surprisingly violent - not for children or the squeamish.

Illusionist, The
drama, PG13

fritz
B

Intriguing story about a very clever illusionist in old-time Vienna, who falls in love with a princess, but their castes don't match. Mysterious and fun and tricky. One bed scene.

Little Miss Sunshine
comedy drama, R

fritz
B

A dysfunctional comedy about an average family taking a trip across the country to enter their average daughter in a beauty pageant. Very funny in a dark way, moving, and charming. Some swearing and drugs.

Inland Empire
post-modern psychological comedy, R

fritz
C

Don't expect to understand this latest from David Lynch. The cinematography was incredible, and the action engaging, but impossible to follow. Darts around between various unrealities and time zones and fantasies, I guess - I couldn't make any sense of it whatsoever. Rather long. Depends what you like, but I wouldn't spend the time again. Slight nudity, swearing, adult situations.

Cave of the Yellow Dog, The
foreign documentary drama, G

fritz
A

If you liked "The Weeping Camel", don't miss this one. A beautiful drama-documentary of a nomadic family living in the Mongolian steppes. Fascinating, charming, incredible. Some true-life dead animals are its only vice.

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
comedy, PG13

fritz
D

Mostly trying to be funny by not being funny. Ironically, perhaps, it wasn't very funny, and the plot wasn't very believable: comedian gets hired by the government to figure out what makes Muslims laugh. Whatever...

Barnyard
animated comedy, PG

fritz
D

About two funny scenes. The jokes were tired, the characters uncompelling, the plot weak, and the bulls had udders. Animals die, and some sophomoric humor, but nothing too serious. Kids might like it.

Volver (Coming Back)
comedy drama, R

fritz
B

Another collection of strange characters in a twisted plot from Pedro Almodovar. Interesting but a little plodding - I wasn't sure I liked it until it was done and all the twists came out. Everybody else thought it was funnier than I did. Adult themes, Spanish subtitles.

Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man's Chest
action drama, PG13

fritz
B

I didn't like this one as well as the first, although it recycled many of the same charms and effects. Nobody in my company could figure out the plot.

Over the Hedge
animated comedy, PG

fritz
A

I really enoyed this one. Fun characters, excellent animation, good plot, and funny. Some action too. Bear might be a little scary for the tiny tots, but mostly harmless.

Ley del Deseo, La (The Law of Desire)
adult comedy drama, NC17

fritz
B

More twistedness from Pedro Almodovar, this time a very gay (ever seen Antonio Banderas do *that*?) story about a psychotically jealous lover. Good though, suspenseful and with some twists. I appreciate that Pedro uses girls for his transvestites, which makes for a lot less inner turmoil, at least for me. Very adultish.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend
action comedy, PG13

fritz
C

Silly but kinda funny movie about a regular guy who has a relationship with a Super girl. But she (Uma Thurman) is also rather psycho, and when he breaks up with her, she goes Super Psycho on him. Middling, and should be harder than PG-13; no actual nudity but a little too blatant with the s-e-x.

Matador
adult action drama, NC17

fritz
B

Rather twisted tale from Pedro Almodovar about people for whom love and sex and death are all mixed up. Some nudity and sex and death and suspense. Spanish.

Monster House
animated kids action horror drama, PG

fritz
C

I would have found this much easier to enjoy if the dialog and characters weren't so shallowly, tritely annoying. I just hated every word and wanted to turn it off. But the computer animation was pretty good (though kids are the weak point of the technology, still), and the plot was eventually psychotically interesting. Whoa. Scary, in a cartoony way, but that's about it.

Prairie Home Companion, A
comedy drama, PG13

fritz
B

A very funny and charming movie, but probably much more so for those familiar with the popular radio show (which I am). It's hard to explain, kind of a randomly funny story-telling thing with random characters from all over the historical landscape. The vices are the kind you should teach your kids about anyway.

Syriana
suspense drama, R

fritz
C

I didn't get it. Just seemed to go on and on. I guess I have to see it again.

Benchwarmers, The
comedy, PG13

fritz
C

Don't expect much. It has a few jokes, not of the sophisticated variety, as one might expect from this crew. The plot doesn't half make sense. Swearing and general moronic crudeness earn its PG-13.

Pink Panther, The
comedy, PG13

fritz
C

I thought Steve Martin and Kevin Kline could do better. It just wasn't very funny, mostly just retarded, but with lame mock-French accents. Plus they cut the scene that made the plot make sense, so I didn't get it until I watched the DVD extras. If you do get it, watch the extras, because there's a scene on there that's very funny. No vices.

Rang De Basanti
foreign drama, PG

steve
A

This film really surprised me when I saw it by accident on a plane; the script is very gutsy by any standard. The story follows a group of slackers who eventually take up a serious cause. Don't want to give it away. You have to accept the basic Bollywood cheesiness, which is here too. But overall, this is a fine film.

Son (Le Fils), The
drama, PG

steve
A

This is a subtle character study about a man who becomes a father figure to one of the students in his carpentry class. Can't say too much without giving away the story, which has a twist. The film is very intimate; the camera primarily focuses closely on the protagonist, or peers over his shoulder. So if you like that kind of thing...

Syriana
suspense drama, R

steve
A

This film is a superb political thriller and also an eloquent commentary on US foreign policy in the middle east. I found it hard to follow the first time I saw it (on a plane with mumbly speakers), but it (almost) all made sense the second time.

Bride and Prejudice
musical music drama romance, PG13

fritz
B

Pretty fun, I thought. It's somewhat Americanized Bollywood, with Indian music, flair, scenery and culture, fairly standard romance plot, and soaring music-and-dance numbers. I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would, though I still squirm when here I am believing somebody and then they suddenly break into song, badly lip-synced, no less. Also thick accents. But the visuals are stunning, the music excellent, the characters fun (if a little simple), and there are some very clever touches. Check it out! Little girls would like it too, I suspect, and it's quite morally sound.

Accidental Tourist, The
drama, PG

fritz
B

Rather slow, but a pretty interesting picture of a couple dealing with the unexpected death of their son. Kids will be bored, and so might some adults.

Madea's Family Reunion
comedy drama romance, PG13

fritz
C

I expected this to either be funny, or to try to be funny and fail. It did neither, actually being mostly a serious drama with two strange and surreal caricatures (Madea and her... brother?) in the middle. Mostly about domestic violence, with a good/family/Christian message. I'm out of the demographic. Too much personal violence for kids.

Annapolis
drama romance, PG13

fritz
D

I didn't bother to finish. The kid will do anything to finish military school. Or maybe he just wants to quit. Who knows? Who cares? Just let him in the boxing ring with the badass officer (everybody knows they do that in military school) and fall in love with another officer (a girl, btw) that he happened to meet in a bar the night before school started. If you need an example of lame hollywood trumped-up drama, don't miss it.

Failure to Launch
comedy romance, PG13

fritz
C

Nothing stood out about this situational romance. Yeah, right, his parents hire a slut to encourage him to leave the nest. She's totally in control, except love, and also him finding out! Who'da thunk it? Even Zooey Deschanel's usually charming dryness was overcooked. PG13 for sex.

Last Holiday
comedy drama romance, PG13

fritz
D

Not funny, and not convincing enough to earn its keep as romance or drama. As life-affirming as it tried to be, I just didn't buy it - the dialog was too trite and the characters too shallow. PG13 for some sexual references.

Big White, The
comedy drama, R

fritz
A

A brilliantly dark comedy about fraud, murder, and misapplied corpses starring Robin Williams. Good fun. Much swearing, but appropriate.

Producers, The
comedy, PG13

fritz
A

Really funny. Mel Brooks at his best, simultaneously lampooning and exploiting the medium of the Broadway Musical. But if you have low tolerance for silly you may find it unbearable, as the characters are rather comical and exaggerated. I almost hurt myself laughing. PG13 for goofy sex references.

New World, The
history drama romance, PG13

fritz
C

"Based on true events" tale about Pocahontas and John Smith. Heavy on the romance, and moves very slowly in parts, but extra credit for authenticity. Clean as a whistle except for the fighting, which is also pretty tame.

Boo
horror, R

fritz
D

Fairly amatuerish attempt at slasher gore and suspense. The special effects were good, but the plot and dialog were weak and stereotypical, and it didn't scare. R for supposedly scaring and some sex.

Da Vinci Code, The
action history drama, PG13

fritz
B

An fun ride through many layers of history and symbolism with a lot of action, a little mystery, and some compelling characters. As with any book adapted to a movie, it's a challenge to fit it all in, and the one weakness of the movie is that a few times the characters' only motives for saying what they said is that it was necessary to fill in that bit of the plot. I already read it, but I suspect for those that didn't, it would fly by very quickly and be hard to catch everything the first time, but it's all there - the movie is extremely full, and mentions some things very briefly. You'll want to see it again, or read it. Too much death for little kids, but unless you're offended by the conspiracy-theory-view of Christianity, you're very likely to enjoy it.

Prime
comedy romance, PG13

fritz
C

Not very enticing love story, wherein the nearly-40 divorcee (Uma Thurman) falls madly in love with a rather young man who happens, it turns out, to be her therapist's son. Lacklustre performance by Meryl Streep. Sex but not really enough nudity.

Family Stone, The
comedy drama romance, PG13

fritz
B

Pretty fun flick about a close-knit family united in distaste for one brother's very hateable girlfriend. Good performances, serious humor. Slight sex and drug references.

Tristan + Isolde
action history drama romance, PG13

fritz
A

Excellent dramatic story of love and politics and war, set in a period of history where England was deeply divided by tribes and ruled by the Irish. Very good, but not for those without a taste for epic, complicated plots. Adapted from an opera by Wagner. Rather violent, slight sex, no malls.

In the Year of the Pig
war documentary, ?

steve
A

An interesting documentary from 1968 about the US involvement in the Vietnam war, and the effect of the anti-war movement on US policy. Apparently, at the time this film was made it was viewed as a very leftist view. Now it seems like basic history.

Flightplan
psychological action drama, PG13

fritz
C

Mediocre script, weak plot. A lot of drama from Jodie foster.

Me and You and Everyone We Know
comedy drama, R

alona
D

Must Love Dogs
comedy romance, PG13

alona
F

Me and You and Everyone We Know
comedy drama, R

fritz
F

I'm all good with a little perversion to help tell a story, but this one forgot about the story part. I didn't see the point, it just seemed like self-indulgent sickness. There's a slight subplot about the (author) simple girl's obsession with a psycho guy, but most of the rest is about children in sexual situations. Don't bother, and if you let your kids see it, there's something really wrong with you.

Must Love Dogs
comedy romance, PG13

fritz
D

Boring... I didn't finish it. Bad script, lame story, even Cusack couldn't redeem it. PG-13 for sex.

Polyester
comedy, R

steve
D

Whatever charms made this film into the cult classic that launched John Waters' career (and presumably doomed the careers of the actors) were lost on me. But maybe the second half that I couldn't bear to watch was better.

Winged Migration
documentary, G

steve
B

This film is not a particularly good documentary about bird migration, but it has some of the most amazing cinematography on the subject that you're likely to see. It's astounding.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The
drama romance, PG

alona
C

Chicken Little
animated comedy, G

alona
B

Madagascar
animated comedy, PG

alona
A

Skeleton Key, The
psychological action horror suspense drama, PG13

alona
A

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
action drama, PG13

alona
B

Off the Map
drama, PG13

joe
A

A great movie about a small family living in the desert of New Mexico. They live off virtually no money, surviving off the land and what they scavange from the local dump. When they get audited by the IRS, they all go through some new understanding of themselves, inlcuding the IRS auditor who decides to stay and live with them.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
action drama, PG13

fritz
B

Not bad. I thought it was a click down from the last one - too long and complicated, I couldn't follow and didn't care. Redeems its plot a bit in the end, though I would still have preferred it simpler.

Skeleton Key, The
psychological action horror suspense drama, PG13

fritz
B

I thought it was pretty good. Scary, tense, mysterious, and twisty. And Kate Hudson looking pretty cute, to boot. Who can argue with that? PG13 mostly for voodoo, tense scary imagery. Not for kids.

Madagascar
animated comedy, PG

fritz
B

Good clean fun, cute and catchy. Fun characters and good humor, although a little pop-cultural. I enjoyed it a lot.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The
drama romance, PG

fritz
D

The premise sounded interesting, but that was about it. Most of the time I couldn't even keep track of where the stupid pants were. It was more about four girls and their various lives and romatic endeavors. Not in my demographic, but if you're more the chick type it might be a better flick for you. A little racy for youngsters.

Chicken Little
animated comedy, G

fritz
B

A really fun movie that anyone would enjoy. See the 3-D one if you can, it's underabused but very coherent and even more fun. The characters are charming and the humor generally strong. No vices.

Christmas with the Kranks
comedy, PG

fritz
C

Stock comedy with The Christmas Message. Of course you can't just skip Christmas - how selfish is that! Some funny moments. Not unpleasant, but not a standout. No vices, probably a good choice for the whole family.

Untergang, Der (Downfall)
war drama, R

fritz
B

A historical drama following Hitler and his inner circle during the last days of the war. Not a happy story, obviously, but an interesting one. Earns its R for gore and harsh scenes.

Machinist, The
psychological suspense drama, R

steve
B

A creepy and suspenseful movie about an insomniac machinist. Can you guess what happens when a machinist gets really sleepy? That's right folks. Quite an enjoyable film, although a shortcoming was that a couple of the characters were silly and cartoonish while the rest of the film was serious and creepy.

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
animated comedy, G

fritz
A

Brilliant soon-to-be classic. All the best elements of Aardman's previous works come together in an excellent feature. Clever, funny, charming, and exciting. Good for all ages. Even grownups will be amused, and will notice a few things that will slip past the young ones. You won't be disappointed.

Monster-in-law
comedy romance, PG13

alona
B

Robots
animated action drama, PG

alona
C

fritz
B

Good fun with animated robots. Like "toy story", the choice of subjects helps to cover some of the weaknesses in the physics. The animation and scenery are fun and convincing. The humor is generally good, though I don't know why they can't keep it a little more highbrow, and the plot is pretty standard. Good for kids.

Bridge of San Luis Rey, The
drama, PG

fritz
D

Seemed like a promising story and a very strong cast, but it's long and boring, and never gets anywhere. My co-watchers gave up. One could like it for the costumes, scenery, and historical language, I suppose. Takes place among the royalty of 18th century Peru. Pretends to some deep religious conclusion about the meaning of life, but doesn't really have much to say. Kids would also find it boring.

Hotel Rwanda
foreign history drama, PG13

fritz
A

Harsh but excellent true-like story about a simple hotel manager who ends up in the position of protecting a whole host of refugees as the country breaks down into chaos and genocide. Disturbing, thought-provoking and entertaining. PG13 for the violence, not for kids.

Million Dollar Baby
action drama, PG13

fritz
C

Not worth all the hoopla. Mostly it's about boxing, and how interesting is that? Morgan Freeman's wrinkles and warts don't actually make his words any more wise. The plot is mostly a tired one, the scrapping underdog with the big spirit... but it takes a twist at the end and slightly redeems itself. So if you get halfway through, don't give up. It'll get better, but there are a lot better movies. PG13 for violent boxing.

Life Aquatic, The
comedy, R

fritz
D

I have a feeling that some people will love it, but I'm not one of them. The premise is amusing - the has-been Cousteau-like character goes back to hunt down and kill the mysterious shark that ate his partner - but the movie is boring. If it's funny, it's too deep for me (see right there - I'm funnier than that movie). R for sex and drugs.

Motorcyle Diaries (Diarios de motocicleta), The
history drama, R

steve
B

I'm with Fritz on this one. The film is enjoyable, but the story is weak. Part of the charm of the film is knowing that the young Che will grow up to be Che the revolutionary. Apparently, this road trip had a profound effect on Che and the direction of his life. The movie makes that point in various obvious ways.

Startup.com
documentary, R

steve
A

This film documents the rise, etc., of an internet startup during the .com boom. Very interesting and at times moving. Only in America could a movie like this be rated R. Expect to hear the F-word.

Motorcyle Diaries (Diarios de motocicleta), The
history drama, R

fritz
B

The apparently historical story of Che Guevara (a South American revolutionary of some significance) going on a motorcyle trip with his buddy and apparently thereby finding the meaning to his life. Not very exciting, mostly, but some fun and a little deep. No appeal to kids. Subtitled, Spanish.

Monster-in-law
comedy romance, PG13

fritz
C

Pretty lame romantic comedy about a Mother-in-law who is pretty hard to like. And what? About two funny moments, other than that, a waste of time with the usual ending. PG-13 for some sex references or something.

Longest Yard, The
action comedy drama, PG13

fritz
D

Sure, yeah, the cons are going to play football against the guards. Senseless from the outset, and not even today's Hottest Comedy Stars can make it funny. Guess what happens in the end. Poo.

Super Size Me
documentary comedy, PG

fritz
B

Food horror documentary! The protagonist takes on the challenge of eating nothing but McDonalds' food for 30 days. Then he talks to a lot of McD's eaters, does some research... it's a real education, and a real horror. If you're looking to kick your fast food habit, look no further. I still feel ill about it. But don't miss the DVD extra about how long food can just sit in a jar...

Sideways
comedy drama, R

fritz
C

I was disappointed in this one, after it got such rave reviews. "Y Tu Mama Tambien" was the same except better in every way. Two best friends go on a trip together before one gets married, and they meet some girls, obsess on wine, and have some romantic adventures. But mostly it's not funny, nor very interesting, and the characters are exceptionally boring. Not for kids.

Pacifier, The
action comedy drama, PG

fritz
F

Vin Diesel stars as a navy SEAL who gets assigned a babysitting job. No, it doesn't make any more sense than that, and it's not any better than it sounds. If you think people falling down stairs or getting barfed on by babies is funny then it has its moments. If you're on an airplane, sleep through this one.

Be Cool
action drama, PG13

fritz
D

Trying to be Pulp Fiction and failing miserably. There wasn't anything about this movie that I liked - even the stars were put in lame, shallow roles.

Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, The
documentary, G

fritz
A

Very interesting documentary about a sort of misplaced man who makes a lifestyle out of his relationship with a flock of misplaced parrots who have settled in San Francisco. Gets pretty sad in the end - bring a tissue if you're the softish sort. Quite engrossing. Good for kids except the sad parts, but then, life is sad, get them started early.

Son of the Mask
action comedy, PG

fritz
D

Don't expect much from this sequel to a bad movie. I guess if you're really into cartoons some of the visual aspects may appear to you, but other than that, there's not much to say for it. I don't recall any vices.

Constantine
psychological action drama, R

fritz
B

Pretty fun extended allegory of traditional Christian theory, in a mostly-action movie. The guy can't go to heaven because he committed suicide, but then he lived, so he makes a life out of beating the very real demons to earn his way into heaven. Lots of other literalized dogma and familiar characters keep the action amusing. Probably no appeal to kids.

Racing Stripes
comedy, PG

fritz
C

The animal acting in this was incredible, and it's worth watching just for that. They talk, they gesture, they do everything brilliantly. But other than that, the plot is tired, the human characters weak, and the crude flies should have been swatted before the movie began. Kids will probably like it, though some juvenile humor will probably not amuse their parents.

Maria Full of Grace
foreign drama, R

fritz
A

A harsh tale about a young Colombian girl who gets drawn into the drug trade. Presumably realistic (though I haven't smuggled drugs that way myself), and brutally so. Not for kids due to violence and drugs. My favorite since "Monster".

Lot Like Love, A
comedy romance, PG13

fritz
B

I liked this more than expected. Shallow but fairly entertaining. I liked the character of the girl, and even Ashton was better than usual. Follows these two people's lives and relationships as they don't quite get it together with each other. Not for kids due to sexual stuff.

Crash
action drama, R

fritz
B

City drama involving the interactions of a number of characters around several car crashes. Lots of racial tension, very interesting characters, and social commentary. Not for kids due to everything.

I Heart Huckabee's
psychological comedy, R

fritz
C

Seemed to be trying to be deep comedy, but I found it dry and not very interesting.

March of the Penguins
documentary, G

fritz
A

Fascinating nature story about how these penguins breed their young in harsh, unforgiving Antartica. It's an amazingly dramatic and complex task, and one in which a slight mistake can be disastrous. A little harsh, as some of the babies don't make it. But overall a spectacular nature flick.

Weeping Camel, The
foreign documentary, PG

fritz
A

This is sort of like a classic nature film, where the cameras sneak around quietly filming animals in their native habitat, except it features a Mongolian desert family and their camels. Slow-moving, minimally subtitled, no narration, just footage. Visually superb and culturally fascinating. The slight plot is about an albino camel who is born, but the mother won't accept it, so a special ritual is required. PG for watching the difficult birth of a camel rather closely.

En Garde
drama, ?

steve
A

Alice, abandonded by her teen mother, is placed in a home for girls after the death of her grandmother. In the home she befriends another outsider, takes up fencing, and slowly begins to overcome her low self esteem. Has nudity and some sexual dialogue. German.

Head On (Gegen die Wand)
drama, R

steve
A

One of the best films I've seen in quite a while. A man and a woman meet in a mental hospital where they are both recovering from suicide attempts. She manages to convince him to marry her so that she can get away from her conservative Turkish family and start living life for a change. Since he's also Turkish, she thinks her parents will agree, which they reluctantly do. So the two marry and move in together and then go about their separate lives. That's how the story begins. Rated R for sex and violence. German and Turkish.

eXistenZ
R

steve
A

In the not too distant future you can play video games that plug into your spine and immerse you fully in the game world. I was completely engrossed, although in retrospect the film is slightly gimicky. Don't want to give much away...

Meet the Fockers
comedy, PG13

fritz
B

This was surprisingly good, especially given the title, which I thought rather cheapened it. The script was a little tired, but the stars (De Niro, Hoffman, Streisand, Stiller) were what really made it shine. Amusing and charming. PG-13 for sexual topics, of which the movie was pretty much built.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The
comedy, PG

fritz
C

I may be giving credit more for the book than for the movie, but it's still better than average. It's a funny, psychotic, unpredictable tale of a hapless Brit sucked unexpectedly into space and on some very mind-bending and ironic adventures. The book was better, but you can't read it in two hours. No vices. later... Saw it again on video, and lowered my grade. The book was great, but the movie was disappointingly terrible. Probably even worse if you didn't read the book.

House of Flying Daggers (Shi Mian Mai Fu)
action drama, PG13

fritz
B

A star in its genre, that of oriental uber-zen-martial-arts, classical romance, and beautiful cinematography, ilk of 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'. The plot is timeless, the production impeccable, and the action sequences flawless. Moves a little slow in spots, and some may find the plot a little pre-modern. Subtitled.

Incredibles, The
animated kids comedy drama, PG

fritz
B

Excellent effects, with none of the spatial awkardness characteristic of its genre. The attention to detail and perfectionism are apparent even if the technological details escape most of us. Not the funniest, but makes up for it with charm, stlye, and lots of action. No vices. Skip "Shrek 2" and see this one twice.

Traffic
drama, R

steve
A

An excellent film about drugs! Rated R for drugs.

Bug
comedy drama, ?

steve
B

The squashing of a bug has serious and mundane consequences. The moral: be generous and not too serious. A fun and heart-warming film. Probably rated PG or PG-13, but not enjoyable for the kids. Nothing very naughty that I recall.

Incredibles, The
animated kids comedy drama, PG

steve
A

Pixar amazes yet again! As usual, Pixar has created a film with nuanced characters, a fun story, beautiful visuals, and amazing technology. By most measures, this film left the older Pixar movies in the dust. In particular, I loved the action sequences which were very well planned and executed. Just see it. Rated PG for vaguely adult content and mild violence. Nothing harmful.

Winter Sleepers
foreign suspense drama, R

steve
B

By the director of Run Lola Run. This gorgeous movie takes place in the snowy mountains in winter. A mysterious deadly accident. A strange projectionist. A moody and philandering ski instructor. A blonde and a brunette. A bankrupt farmer. Rated R for sex. German.

Final Cut, The
action drama, PG13

fritz
C

Robin Williams plays a very serious, contemplative role as the guy who takes all your memories, stored with a high-tech implant, and edits them down to a movie about your life. Brushes lightly on some philosophical and moral issues thereabouts, but without much consequence. Some violence.

Closer
romance, R

fritz
B

Slightly twisted story about four characters and their love lives, which become sort of mixed up, and their mental games. The dialog is unrealistically clever but fun. I found it more intellectually interesting than emotionally involving. R for pervasive sexual content.

Dust To Glory
action documentary, PG

fritz
B

A slightly amateurish but well-done documentary on an exciting topic: the Baja 1000. I found it very engaging, tense, and exciting. Closer to the race than anything except being there.

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
foreign musical comedy drama romance, G

steve
A

This is the first and best Bollywood (aka Hindi musical) film that I have seen. Fitting with the genre, the dialog is cheesy and the story full of cliches. But this film stands above the rest in many ways. It features the angelic Aishwara Rai in her prime. The art direction, cinematography, and choreography are a feast. The music is catchy, yet draws on Indian classical sources and features excellent vocals. If you want to see what Bollywood films are like, check this one out. Hindi.

Morvern Callar
drama, R

steve
C

A young woman tries to come to terms with the suicide of her boyfriend. Much of the dialog in this film is very hard to understand because of the Glasgow accent. The film is visually appealing, and has a slow edgy moodiness. But the ideas are skimpy and nothing much happens.

Memento
art action mystery drama, R

alona
A

Royal Tenenbaums, The
comedy, R

steve
A

A smart comedy about the reunion of 3 grown up child geniuses with their mother and estranged selfish father. Other than its sharp original humor and eclectic musical score, what struck me about this film was its warmth.

Cellular
action drama, PG13

fritz
C

Could have been a good plot, but it went Hollywood. A kidnapped woman has only one chance at survival - an ongoing phone call with a random stranger, of the surfer type (such things only happen at Venice Beach). Can the phone call save her life, and those of her family? Some suspense and action. The dramatic performances were... uninspiring. PG13 for sort of police-against-bad-guy action violence and suspense.

Million Dollar Baby
drama, PG13

steve
B

A tough melancholy old boxing trainer who runs a dumpy gym reluctantly agrees to train a motivated "girl" boxer. The film has a nice texture and moves at a comfortable slow pace as we get to know the time-worn main characters. The boxing scenes are very convincing, although there aren't a lot of them. While the movie ponders interesting themes, such as how much risk one should take in trying to fulfill one's dreams, ultimately it is not completely fulfilling. Not a lot happens in the story. Her career is mostly steady. The supporting characters are silly and unconvincing. But I did enjoy the film.

Yes Men, The
documentary, R

alona
B

Bridget Jones' Diary
comedy drama romance, R

alona
C

fritz
B

A pretty enjoyable romantic comedy that has enough of the latter to make it worthwhile. It's the story of a socially inept thirtysomething city girl, and her love life. A good one to watch with your significant other, but without the kids.

Eulogy
comedy drama, R

fritz
B

Clever comedy about a fairly dysfunctional family, gathered to mark the death of their generally absent patriarch. Good characters and fun scenes. R for sex, drugs and some lesbianism.

Yes Men, The
documentary, R

fritz
B

Odd documentary about a group of pranksters who masquerade as representatives of the World Trade Organization and go about mocking them by caricaturing (or is it clarifying?) their message at official meetings. Good fun.

What the #$*! Do We Know!?
post-modern documentary, ?

fritz
B

Awkward but sort of interesting metaphysical documentary/fiction, pitching sort of 'new age' philosophy, backed by rather thin interpretation of modern sciences. I thought the message was good, being generally up my alley, but the presentation was strange, mixing a day in the life of an oddly familiar deaf girl with interviews from a few enlightened oddballs and some quirky animation. Definitely different, and I enjoyed it. Don't miss it, if that's what you're into. No vices, but kids would be bored.

Taxi
action comedy, PG13

fritz
C

I didn't expect much from Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah, but it was better than expected. It had some funny bits, and car-chasing and crashing action. No real vices that I recall.

Shark Tale
animated comedy, PG

alona
B

Secret Window
action suspense drama, PG13

alona
A

Elephant
drama, R

minda
C

I found this movie to be very repetitive and very confusing. I couldn't for the life of me make sense of it...then I realized that my dvd player was set on 'random.' : ) (I woudn't recommend using that setting for movies.) But by the time I came to that realization I had done my 2 hours and didn't want to spend another 2 hours at it.... I imagine it could have been moderately interesting if watched from beginning to end.

Secret Window
action suspense drama, PG13

fritz
B

It won't make my top ten list, but I enjoyed it. Without Depp, it would have been just mediocre, but with him, it was very engaging. The plot was rather Stephen King - predictable in a few places, but successfully tense. Better than any other of his works I've seen put to film. Some violence, not for children.

Shark Tale
animated comedy, PG

fritz
B

It won't be a classic, but I found it enjoyable. The characters are fun, the humor fair, and there is some fun stuff to look at. But beware, it has an insidious message about "acceptance" of those who are "different"!

School of Rock
kids comedy, PG13

alona
A

Saw
horror, R

fritz
C

A genius serial killer sets elaborate traps for his victims, forcing them to make difficult choices, but generally they die in the end. The plot is fair, the acting and dialog atrocious, and the imagery as disturbingly gruesome as they come.

We Don't Live Here Anymore
adult drama romance, R

fritz
B

A tense, dramatic story about two dysfunctional couples, close friends, who get a little mixed up with their closeness. Pretty deep about love and sex and stuff. Not for kids.

Man With One Red Shoe, The
comedy drama, PG

fritz
C

Fairly average comedy about a man who stumbles into suspicion by the CIA and unwittingly, unknowingly becomes entangled in their political games. I didn't really follow the political stuff, Tom Hanks' performance as the naive bystander was uninspiring, James Belushi's was ever worse, and I didn't really buy the whole thing. It did have a couple funny bits. Slightly racy for a PG, in terms of sexual implications and a leopard-print panty-clad Carrie Fisher. Come to think of it, it was pretty good.

Jersey Girl
comedy drama, PG13

alona
D

Saved!
comedy drama, PG13

alona
B

Stepford Wives, The
comedy, PG13

alona
D

Rat Race
action comedy, PG13

alona
A

New York Minute
kids comedy drama, PG13

alona
A

Napoleon Dynamite
comedy, PG

alona
A

Love Actually
comedy drama romance, R

alona
B

Hidalgo
action drama, PG13

alona
A

Big Fish
psychological drama, PG13

alona
F

Benny and Joon
comedy drama, PG

alona
C

Shaun of the Dead
horror comedy, R

alona
B

Door in the Floor, The
drama, R

alona
F

13 going on 30
kids drama, PG13

alona
C

Garfield
kids comedy, PG

alona
B

Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
action drama, PG13

alona
A

Shrek 2
animated comedy drama, PG13

alona
C

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
kids drama, PG

alona
A

Freaky Friday
comedy drama, PG

alona
A

Day Without a Mexican, A
comedy drama, R

alona
F

Monster
drama, R

steve
B

After reading Fritz's review and then seeing the film, I was shocked to discover that it was yet another dose of liberal propaganda shoved down our throats by the greedy Jews that run Hollywood. The protagonist of the film is a highway prostitute. But rather than condemning her sinful lifestyle (which includes prostitution, homosexuality, rash driving, and even murder), the film attempts to elicit sympathy from the audience toward this misguided woman. Rather than truthfully showing how her tribulations are the just result of her long history of sin and debauchery, the audience is guided inexorably toward the conclusion that her actions were predestined, due only to the disorienting effects of childhood trauma. Would the God who destroyed Sodom understand this kind of moral relativity? I believe not. Another thinly veiled message of the film was the endorsement of homosexuality. One might presume that the incredibly hot girl-on-girl action was included in the film to attract the coveted 12 to 95 year old male audience, as well as the female twenty-somethings who enjoy the L-word on HBO. That's standard Hollywood procedure. But if you look closer you see that everything positive in the lives of the main characters springs from their lesbian relationship. Even the enjoyment of a cold beer is drawn into a correlation with girls going out, having fun, laughing together, and inevitably smooching drunkenly. Indeed, the film is downright anti-man, while trying to show that women are as capable as men, even in the male-dominated field of serial murder. In scene after scene the female heroine overcomes the oppression of men (some of them well-armed) and stands triumphant over their dead bodies. One of the more subtle, and harmful, messages of the film is its advocacy of euthanasia. Our protagonist is suicidal at the opening of the film, narrating that she sees no more value in her life (a common refrain of euthanasia patients). The decision is thwarted by her lesbian encounter, which temporarily gives her hope that there is something more to life than giving blow jobs. But things only get worse from that point on, eventually leading to her execution. The message couldn't be more clear: sometimes death is the best option. This film is rated R, a rating that appeals especially to children, toddlers, and teens because of the excitement and mystery that accompanies prohibition. Coincidence? Not likely. The money-grubbing Hollywood execs know that even if wise and virtuous adults see through the thin veneer of legitimacy around this film, our children will get the message. In conclusion, this film should be carefully avoided by righteous people. The only folks who are not likely to be harmed by this film, and may even enjoy it in all of its decadent glory, are those who are already hopelessly mired in the liberal lifestyle. For those people, this is an excellent film: intense, probing, and well acted.

Shaun of the Dead
horror comedy, R

fritz
A

Clever comedy slammed headlong into slasher horror. Very funny and rather gory. I loved it. Not for small kids. Also some swearing.

Rat Race
action comedy, PG13

natasha
B

Plenty of good actors, lots of fun.

Napoleon Dynamite
comedy, PG

natasha
C

Garfield
kids comedy, PG

natasha
C

I enjoyed it.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
psychological mystery drama, R

natasha
B

Very well done, talented. Definitely worth seeing.

Elf
comedy, PG

natasha
?

Extremely stupid.

Day Without a Mexican, A
comedy drama, R

natasha
F

Terrible.

American Wedding (American Pie 3)
comedy, ?

natasha
D

Much worse than "American Pie". Wasting of time.

Love Actually
comedy drama romance, R

natasha
A

I love this movie, actually.

Benny and Joon
comedy drama, PG

natasha
B

It's a good movie. Kind, funny and extremely romantic. It's about crazy love. Literally.

Door in the Floor, The
drama, R

natasha
C

I don't believe this story. That's why I wouldn't call it romantic. Kim Basinger looks too old, to my regret.

Vanity Fair
drama, PG13

natasha
B

It's a patience thing, my dear. Though it's truly a little too long. Looks like an American version of "War and Peace".

Door in the Floor, The
drama, R

fritz
A

A pretty deep and complex movie about a children's book writer and his wife, coping with the death of their two sons, and a young boy who spends the summer with them, although the married couple are technically separated. Relationships develop, and it gets pretty complicated. Dramatic, at points funny, slightly twisted, and all the characters are excellent. Not for kids due to sexual material.

Benny and Joon
comedy drama, PG

fritz
C

In spite of some obvious flaws, still some fun to watch. Two mentally ill people find each other and of course fall in love. I like Johnny Depp, but this was not his best role. Funny in a few spots.

Vanity Fair
drama, PG13

fritz
C

In 19th-century England, a pretty orphan girl seeks to rise above poverty and marry the man of her dreams and also climb the social ladder, but no respectable man wants her because she is a governess and zzzz.... I got bored and went to find something else to do. Natasha said it got a lot better after I left, like with war and stuff. I'm sure it's a gender thing.

Hours, The
art drama, PG13

steve
A

This film weaves together the stories of three women, Virginia Woolf, and two women from later time periods who are reading her book "Mrs. Dalloway". All three Women suffer from considerable angst over their unfulfilling lives, and the novel helps them, in different ways, to address their frustrations. There are a lot of gay characters in this film, which some viewers may find distracting. Excellent acting. Adult themes; not for kids.

Gift, The
mystery suspense, R

steve
B

For a fomulaic thriller, this film is top notch. The story involves a woman who can see the future somewhat, which increases her chances of getting caught up in scary murder scenarios. I found it very suspenseful and entertaining, but it didn't leave me with much.

Gone with the Wind
classic drama romance, G

steve
A

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this sumptuous classic. I expected the film to seem more dated than it did. The scenery is grand, the action and special effects are convincing, the storyline and themes are appealing, and the ending is not very "Hollywood". Rated G for a dearth of sex, violence, and cussing.

Mystic River
psychological action mystery drama, R

fritz
B

Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, and Kevin Bacon play estranged boyhood friends, connected by a dramatic experience, who end up later in various roles surrounding a grisly murder. Somewhat psychological, somewhat mysterious, rather dramatic. Kind of deep, in a slightly psychotic way. Great performances from the three stars. R mainly for the grizzle, some language.

Stella Street
foreign comedy, R

fritz
C

Rather silly, very British comedy about a quiet street in London that becomes the hideaway for a variety of American celebrities, and their minglings with the eccentric inhabitants. Most of the characters are caricature impressions of familiar figures, all played by three actors in many roles. Good, harmless amusement, some laughs.

Barbarian Invasions, The
foreign drama, R

steve
C

This French-Canadian film looked to have all the marks of a winner: loads of accolades, and even an Academy award. The story involves a dying man and his broken family relationships. It tries to touch on many interesting themes, but unfortunately the script is cheesy and the dialog trite. French. Rating due to sexual talk and drug use, I guess.

Anchorman (The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
comedy, PG13

fritz
D

Will Ferrell plays a pretty typical role in this mediocre comedy. Mostly cheap humor and exaggerated characters better fit for Saturday Night Live skits. Don't bother.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
psychological mystery drama, R

fritz
A

A mind-challenging psychological thriller that keeps you guessing, time-misaligned and half mental, and pleasingly deep. Jim Carrey sheds his 'silly' persona and plays very well. I loved it, and if you like the "Memento" type you will too. Slightly sexual and some swearing.

Elephant
drama, R

fritz
D

Did nothing for me. The subject matter and style could be interesting - taking an incident of mass murder and showing all the lives leading up to it, sort of as an interruption to life - but it is very poorly executed. The characters and dialog are totally amateurish and nearly unbearable, and the development is painfully slow. If you do watch it, look for clues about where it takes place. I guessed it from very interesting and subtle clues. Not for kids.

Napoleon Dynamite
comedy, PG

fritz
B

Don't miss this original, totally wacky independent film. The main characters are caricatures of arrested development and clueless anachronism that you might remember from high school. Sort of Peewee Herman meets Slacker, but a little more pathetic than either one. Pretty funny. No vices, but kids probably wouldn't get it.

Big Red One, The
war action history drama, R

fritz
B

Not a real plot, and weak character development, but a lot of real war and real war issues, as shown by someone who was really there. Follows a group of soldiers through numerous battles and other experiences. Pretty brutal, almost too realistic. But that's war. And it even gets a little philosophical. Not for kids or for the faint of heart.

Big Bounce, The
mystery comedy drama, PG13

fritz
C

Owen Wilson plays an easy-going amateur trickster in a world of underhanded tricksters. I'm not sure in the end I quite understood who was up to what, but I enjoyed the ride, and there were some funny moments. Some sexy implications, and some spectacular surfing shots (especially in the DVD extras) if you're into that.

Terminal, The
comedy drama, PG13

fritz
B

I enjoyed this one a lot. Tom Hanks stars as a gentle foreigner who speaks only a few words of English. Problems with his passport prevent him from leaving the airport. The authorities try everything to get rid of him, but his good nature and thin understanding keep him trapped. Lots of funny moments, fun characters, and heart. I think kids would enjoy it too. There is some language-mixup-swearing humor, but it's very mild.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
comedy, PG13

fritz
D

Cheap comedy. If you like seeing people get hit with a rubber ball, to the clanging sound effect of hammer on metal, don't miss it. Other than that, you'll see about 2 funny moments that you already saw on the commercials. Ben Stiller's caricature character is somewhat amusing. I don't recall anything particularly offensive.

Kitchen Stories
foreign comedy, PG

fritz
B

Slow-moving but bizarrely funny Nowegian movie about a scientist whose job is to sit in a tall chair and observe a man's movements in the kitchen. Most of the humor is pretty subtle, and it's not for the short attention span, but overall a quite enjoyable movie. Swedish and Norwegian, subtitled. No vices, but kids would be bored.

American Wedding (American Pie 3)
comedy, ?

fritz
D

If you liked "American Pie"... well, here's some more, but not as good. Some of the same jokes rehashed, and the same juvenile humor throughout. Some funny bits. The "unrated" version is nothing special, it just shows boobs. We used to call that "R" rated. Not for kids.

Matchstick Men
action comedy drama, PG13

fritz
A

A must-see psychological thriller. Nicholas Cage stars as a totally neurotic con man, surprised by his teenage daughter arriving in his life. Very seriously funny with a gripping plot and good suspense. Totally entertaining. The only vice is a bit of violence, but it's not over the top.

21 Grams
drama, R

keta
A

This is a very well done movie. The acting is excellent and story line interesting. The movie follows the story of a man who needs and receives a heart transplant and the intersection with the donor and his family and others. This is not a happy movie, but it is an interesting window and I highly recommend it.

Shrek 2
animated comedy drama, PG13

fritz
D

Not much for plot, characters, or humor. Pretty much as expected for a sequel to the first. Apparently some interesting computer-generation technology, not much that is visible, but I did find it a little less visually awkward. Nothing to harm the kids.

Mighty Wind, A
musical comedy, PG13

fritz
B

I also loved this musical mockumentary, but like most of its ilk, not very fast-moving, and the humor is subtle. More like story-telling than joke-telling, but very entertaining.

Best In Show
documentary comedy, PG13

fritz
B

An excellent mockumentary of the ilk of "Spinal Tap" and "A Mighty Wind", but this time, it's about dog shows. Sort of slow, simple, realistic humor, and no particular plot, but very entertaining. Vague sexual references, probably not dangerous, but likely too slow and subtle for children to enjoy.

Elf
comedy, PG

fritz
C

A silly comedy about a human raised as one of Santa's elves going to New York city to find his real dad. Wow, that's quite a culture shock, I tell you what. This guy just doesn't get it. But it does have some amusing scenes, and of course in the end we all get a dose of Christmas spirit (aww...). I'm sure kids will love it, and for adults it's tolerable. Nothing bad to worry about.

Machinist, The
action drama, R

fritz
A

An excellent, mindtwisting drama about a guy who hasn't slept properly in a year, is being pursued and taunted by a mysterious stranger, and can never seem to figure out what's real and what is going on (along with the rest of us). Full of surprises and action. Not for kids due to violence, disturbing images, and some nudity.

Jersey Girl
comedy drama, PG13

fritz
C

Written and directed by Kevin Smith, but don't expect another 'Clerks'. He's growing up and tackling serious adult themes, in this case, a father who needs to make difficult choices between his career and his child. Pretty mediocre, and not very funny, although I enjoyed Liv Tyler's character. PG-13 for sexual issues.

Stepford Wives, The
comedy, PG13

fritz
C

This one didn't do much for me, in spite of a good concept and an all-star cast. It never developed any characters or suspense, just kind of plodded along.

keta
B

Fun remake of a man & wife who move to Stepford where all the women are nice, sweet, sexy and great in bed and the men are all happy.... I especially enjoyed the twists at the end.

Mystic Massuer, The
drama, PG

keta
B

A pleasant look at the culture of the East Indians living in Jamaica. A young man desires to write a book, but needs to support his wife and self while doing so and so finds his true calling. The movie is a bit slow, especially at first. I especially enjoyed the linguistics.

Cat in the Hat, The
kids, G

keta
F

I didn't like this movie at all. It is bad bad bad. The jokes are lame and many are more adult/modern than I like my kids to be exposed to. I never really cared for the book either.

Zero Effect, The
psychological, ?

keta
B

Stars Ben Stiller and Bill Pullman before they were the big comedy stars they are now. This movie takes a look at the psychological makeup of the "greatest detective in the world (or is the US?)", as he is looking at the last case he is to do with his assistant. It is a mild comedy/drama/detective movie.

Saved!
comedy drama, PG13

keta
C

I actually got a bit of a kick out of this movie. Perhaps because I "knew" many of the characters from my own youth. I felt it portrayed the Christians with an element of truth. The ending, while appropriate to the theme was a little to pat for me. I do think that Christians could learn from it by looking at how they come across to others and I also think it could show to non-Christians that Christians really do mean well even if they don't handle it well.

Garfield
kids comedy, PG

keta
D

Ugh! I found this movie quite annoying and not especially funny. On the other hand, the girls really enjoyed it and watched it several times. It is probably a little better than The Cat in the Hat.

Big Fish
psychological drama, PG13

keta
B

I really enjoyed this movie and I appreciated it more at the end. I barely noticed the base story of the estranged young man and his father. I did enjoy the concept of the incredible, exaggerated stories and older man might tell of his youth and the elements of truth in them.

Bend It Like Beckam
comedy, ?

keta
B

I really enjoyed this movie as well. I found the cultural struggle interesting and believable.

Man on the Train (L'Homme du Train), The
foreign drama, R

steve
A

Two very different men bond, based on a longing they each feel for the life of the other. French. Rated R for use of French words, and a smidgen of violence.

Last Night
comedy drama, R

steve
A

The world is going to end tonight at midnight (a fact known for several months). The film shows how a handful of characters spend their last 6 hours.

Dogville
post-modern art drama, R

steve
A

The story explores the response of the residents of Dogville to the arrival of Grace, a generous stranger who needs their protection. The film has a unique format: there is virtually no set, just a black stage with lines drawn on it. It's also 3 hours long, so have lots of popcorn on hand.

Osama
foreign drama, PG13

steve
A

An Afghan girl with no male relatives masquerades as a boy in order to work and feed her family, under the rule of the Taliban. Pashtu.

Good Morning, Night (Buongiorno, Notte)
psychological history drama, PG13

steve
A

Based (loosely, I imagine) on the true story of the kidnapping of Aldo Moro, the prime minister of Italy. The film explores the psychological conflicts of the kidnappers. Italian.

Return (Vozvrashcheniye), The
foreign mystery drama, PG

steve
A

The father (or is he?) of two boys returns unexpectedly after being away for as long as they can remember. He immediately takes them on a mysterious road trip. Russian.

Day Without a Mexican, A
comedy drama, R

fritz
F

In this lame "comedy", all the Mexicans suddenly disappear from California. It never even halfway explains why, but I was too bored to care anyway. It can't decide if it's mockumentary, comedy, or social drama with a positive intercultural message, but in the end it's not good at any of them. Don't bother.

Raising Helen
drama, PG13

fritz
D

Kate Hudson stars as a hip New York single who suddenly ends up with her sister's three children, after the sister dies in a car accident. But it's mostly about the other relationships in the family. I suppose it sounds funny and touching, but it wasn't. Not even Joan Cusack had a character. It just didn't work for me. PG-13 for no reason that I can remember.

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
R

fritz
A

Excellent. I thought the first one really sucked until I saw this one, and it made it all make sense, in a Tarantino way of making sense. Deep plot, interesting characters, lots of suspense, surprise, and action. I loved it. The two movies really should be perceived as a whole - the first one is necessary to set you up for the second. But together, they're really good.

Second Hand Lions
kids, PG13

fritz
B

Better for kids than adults, but not bad. Robert Duvall and Michael Caine are wonderful as the old uncles. Most of the other characters are pretty thin. Giraffe and Pig had only bit parts.

Saved!
comedy drama, PG13

fritz
D

A not very funny "comedy" about modern Christianity, and some teenagers' struggles therein. I'm not sure who would like it - it's no "Dogma", probably not deep or sarcastic enough for non-Christians (although a somewhat accurate portrayal of some Christian circles), but probably questions Christian belief too much for Christians to enjoy. From the looks of the extra scenes, they tamed it down a lot. Anyway, I don't think you'll like it. PG-13 for sexual content and smoking.

Equilibrium
action, R

fritz
C

In the future world, all feelings are outlawed, and that means only outlaws can have feelings. In a world without feelings, guess what happens to violators. Only slightly philosophical (and slightly paradoxical), mostly Matrix-style action violence. Not a bad mix, though. Not for kids due to violence, including animals. Damn those cruel, heartless future soldiers!

Monster
drama, R

fritz
A

Not for everyone, but an excellent movie for the right audience. A rather gritty tale, based on the true story of Aileen Wuornos, a hopelessly abused woman who falls in love with a young girl and ends up sort of serially murdering as a result. It all makes sense, on its own strange terms. A very interesting portrayal of a strange and twisted side of human nature, and Charlize Theron's portrayal of the protagonist is amazing. Earns its R, not for kids.

Capturing the Friedmans
psychological documentary drama, ?

fritz
B

I also thought this was an excellent documentary, although after reading Steve's review, I expected more home movies. Still a very engaging portrait of a family going through the process of being accused of rather hideous crimes, possibly falsely. Interesting picture of our legal system and society.

Garfield
kids comedy, PG

fritz
D

This movie has nothing going for it unless you think the strange, synthetic robo-cat it has for a main character is cute. Which I didn't. Lame plot, very little charm, even for someone who likes animal movies. Kids might like it.

Mean Girls
comedy, PG13

fritz
B

Tina Fey's clever script really makes the difference between this movie and your average teen/high school flick. The humor is more for adults than teens, but no particularly dangerous themes. I expect all misfits to enjoy it. Kind of like 'Heathers', perhaps a bit tamer.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1
action, R

fritz
B

Come on, guys. It was like Rambo meets... well, Quentin Tarantino. It had about two good parts (such as the tiny daughter walking in on her mom involved in a vicious life-or-death catfight) and other than that it was a waste of time. No plot worth mentioning, and totally unbelievable. Just silly violence. I'm not sure I'll even bother to see the sequel. PS: After I saw the second one, I appreciated this one a lot more, and upped my grade. This one didn't make much sense to me alone, but the two should really be appreciated as a whole, in which case they shine.

Mighty Wind, A
musical comedy, PG13

steve
A

This spoof of folk music is not laugh-out-loud funny very often, but is somehow hugely entertaining. The amazing thing is how little has to be adjusted to turn reality into total goofiness. But be warned that you may find that after watching this movie your enthusiasm for the Kingston Trio and the New Christie Minstrels has faded a tad.

Grave of the Fireflies
foreign animated war drama, PG

steve
A

An orphaned brother and sister fight for survival in the aftermath of the firebombing of their Japanese city during WW2. This is not what I'd consider a kids film.

Ella Enchanted
kids, PG

steve
B

This is a cute movie and I can imagine kids liking it. If given the choice between watching this movie and worrying about whether the wings are going to stay on the plane, I'd watch the movie.

Prince and Me, The
drama, PG

annette
B

This movie is with Julia Stiles...about a girl going to college with very strict goals....but then she falls in love...yaddayaddayadda. I don't want to give it all away. Anyway, it is a girly movie and it has a few parts that are very stereotypical girly movie, but it was enjoyable and I liked it.

Kill Bill: Vol. 2
R

annette
B

Well, this sequel was totally different than the first. The first was very bloody and had a ton of violence in it - but a good movie. This one didn't have hardly any of either, comparitively speaking. But it was a good movie all in all - just completely different.

stuck on you
comedy, ?

annette
B

It was actually pretty funny. David and I thought it was going to be pretty stupid, and it could have been, but it turned out to be an enjoyable comedy. Well, I just starting reading other people's reviews (1st time I'd been on this site) and realized that I was actually supposed to talk about the movie some. So I've come back to add in some more. It's about this guy (well, 2 guys) who are joined at the side. They both want different things, but they also want the other one to be happy and follow his dreams. Everything turns out (as usual in movies) at the end. It doesn't sound really awesome by my review, but it's pretty good, and I think worth seeing. I don't remember the rating, but I think it's ok for all ages.

Ella Enchanted
kids, PG

keta
B

This is a silly, but fun fairy tale with touches of Cinderella & I'm sure other fairy tales as well. Ella is "blessed" with a spell as a baby that requires that she obey anything ordered of her. This makes her life very difficult. When her evil Step mother and Step-sisters realize this about her, she decides it is time to ask the fairy to take back the spell. In the mean time she has met the prince and fallen in love. Acting is mixed, but meant to be silly. The music is fun, late 70's. The girls loved this movie and would probably give it an A. For parents who are sensitive to such things, there is kissing and romance, not that atypical of any other fairytale romance. If you don't watch the whole movie, do watch the scene in the middle where Ella is told to "sing, sing louder, with more soul, dance" to the tune of Queen's "Send me someone to love" (title of song may be incorrect). It is hilarious and I'm sure they had a blast making the scene.

Second Hand Lions
kids, PG13

keta
A

My whole family loved this movie... A young boy is left by his flaky mother with his two hermit second uncles. The story is the developing of their relationships with each other. The uncles are said to have a large stash of cash and no one knows the truth of their history or the money. This movie includes gentle humor, beautiful photography, swashbuckling heroes, romance, mystery, nasty relatives, wisdom and a lion. I would recommend this movie to anyone.

About Schmidt
drama, R

keta
B

I thought this was a pretty good movie. It is sad. This kind of sad makes my stomach get all tight. I did think it was worth watching, though. Nicholson did a great job as an old man who, after retiremnent, finds himself unable to find any importance or meaning in life. This movie is his journey adapting to the new season in his life as well as the loss of his wife of many years.

50 First Dates
comedy drama, PG13

keta
B

This is a feel-good movie for a day when that's all you're looking for. I really enjoyed it.

Hidalgo
action drama, PG13

keta
B

I went into this movie at first with pretty high expectations. I was entertained. There was quite a bit that was formulaic, it was generally politcally correct unlike the times it was filmed to represent. Maybe that was part of the original story. Some of the cinematography was cool, especially the dust storm! The girls got to watch part of this movie and it did open up some interesting conversation in regards to culture and science (dust storms, locusts & desert nomads). There are a couple of violent scenes (killing of people and hurting of animals) that might be difficult for a sensitive child. And for the record, I did some research.. Disney was promoting this as based on a true story, apparently the only person to document this amazing story is the person who was the star of it and its truth is debatable.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1
action, R

keta
B

I also liked this movie more than I thought I would. The cartoon violence was a bit over the top for me, but also entertaining in it's ridiculousness. I stuck it out to find out....something. I was looking forward to Kill Bill 2, but I guess that is another review... Tarentino does do a good job of picking an interesting musical score...

Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
action drama, PG13

keta
A

I give this one an A for fun and fantasy. We thoroughly enjoyed this movie and got a big kick out of looking for the references to the Disneyland ride (and vice versa when we were there recently). The girls took a little adjusting to the ghouls, but enjoyed the movie otherwise enough to see it a couple more times. Johnny Depp was a blast and Orland Bloom doesn't hurt the movie any either.

Whale Rider
drama, PG

keta
A

I missed the beginning, but I am looking forward to checking it out again. I really enjoyed this movie. I like the myth quality of it. I think this movie provides a very interesting cultural experience. Plus, gotta love the accents and scenery...

Spellbound
documentary comedy drama, G

keta
C

I heard this was an entertaining and gripping film. I thought Kyrena might enjoy seeing how the competition works and all the challenges. I was mildly interested and she was totally bored. Maybe you have to be in the mood for it.

School of Rock
kids comedy, PG13

keta
C

I take it up just a notch... While it is rather unbelievable, it is a fun movie. Jack Black had to be having a blast making it and I always love Joan Cusak. We did let the girls watch it (ages 5 & 7) and they enjoyed it immensly. We didn't feel there was anything to be too concerned about except for the obvious rebellion against ridiculous parents.

Memento
art action mystery drama, R

keta
A

I found this a very entertaining movie. We found it kept us guessing and discussing even after the end. I also found it rather sad.

Freaky Friday
comedy drama, PG

keta
C

Yes, this has been done before (about every decade). But, it has been updated for the times somewhat. Jamie Lee Curtis and the other girl did a pretty good job of looking like it was fun to pretend to be the other. the girls really enjoyed it (but then, they are easy to please) and I didn't find anything too damaging to their young psyches.

Big Fish
psychological drama, PG13

fritz
B

We've all seen the one where the father is dying and the estranged kid learns to love him. But we've never seen Tim Burton do it, with the full force of his psycho visual wit. A seriously strange and somewhat awkward movie that I never quite believed, and wasn't sure I liked until afterward. But it's not the usual stuff, folks, and well worth a look. Totally unique.

Hidalgo
action drama, PG13

fritz
C

I was very disappointed with this one. It had everything - an exciting true story, memorable characters, top-notch actors, and international culture. But it fell totally flat, a complete Hollywood victim. I didn't buy any of it, it was just thin and shallow. The cinematography was good, but not enough to redeem the poor execution. Rated PG13 for no reason worth worrying about.

13 going on 30
kids drama, PG13

fritz
D

The thirteen-year-old girl wants to be 30. Suddenly, she is (magic dust was the culprit, I'm pretty sure) - except she can't remember the time in between. Of course she learns her lesson in the end. Might be good if you're 13.

Intolerable Cruelty
drama, PG13

fritz
C

Love and tricks, tricky loves and lovey tricks, prenups and passion set the stage for this psuedo-legal battle-of-the-sexes drama. Lawyers wouldn't tolerate the shoddy law, but the rest of us will be entertained if we don't expect too much. Nothing too surprising, but a bit of good humor and slight intrigue. PG-13 for marital situations.

50 First Dates
comedy drama, PG13

fritz
B

Better than expected. Unbelievable but amusing tale about a girl who forgets everything every day (a terrible accident, you know...) and the guy who falls in love with her and has to rekindle their feelings every day. Worth a look on a day you're not feeling too serious. PG-13 for some juvenile humor and people going to bed together.

Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
action drama, PG13

fritz
B

Don't expect anything too meaningful, but have a swashbucklin' good time. Good fun and action, Johnny Depp delivers a knockout performance as the lovable anti-hero, and some fun references to the memorable Disneyland ride. Nothing to harm the kiddies except scary ghouls.

Love Actually
comedy drama romance, R

fritz
B

I'm sure this movie will find itself quite comfortably wedged between "A Christmas Story" and "Princess Bride" on the family video shelf. It's a quite funny, touching, and clever tale of a dozen or so interconnected people involved in some love situations. Anyone not completely heartless will enjoy it, have a laugh, and maybe learn something about love, if they don't know everything about it already. However, it earns its R in nudity and adult situations, and isn't appropriate for children or young teens.

Spellbound
documentary comedy drama, G

fritz
D

I heard a lot of good things about this spelling bee documentary. It features interviews with the contestants and their families before the bee, and then follows the... um... action. There are a few funny moments (mostly the rather strange real characters involved), but the rest is totally slow and pointless.

Bukowski: Born into This
documentary, R

fritz
A

A must-see for anyone with any interest in Charles Bukowski, a very original and influential 20th-century writer. For you non-fans, it might be a little less compulsory, but it's a great documentary and a very entertaining movie nonetheless. A great picture of his life and character, with lots of personal footage, and like Bukowski, painfully honest. I don't think it's rated, but would probably be R for strong language and coarse conversation.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
kids drama, PG

fritz
B

I didn't expect much from this movie, and I was pleasantly surprised. I thought it was a lot better than the first two. It suffers from some of the same weaknesses - swiss cheese plot and cardboard cutout characters - but a little less so. A few inventions are fun, and the visual effects are world-class. PG13 for intensity and scariness, might be too scary for the little ones.

School of Rock
kids comedy, PG13

fritz
D

An absurd movie about a no-good wanna-be Rocker who happens into a substitute teaching gig at a high-falutin' preparatory school, happens upon immensely talented kids, and finds his calling in teaching them how to Rock. Of course everybody freaks out until they see the show, and then of course they Rock too. The one shining point was Joan Cusak's performance as the wound-up-tight principal. I think the kids might enjoy it, and there's nothing there to harm them, but for adults, it's a complete waste of time.

Legend of Suriyothai
drama, R

steve
C

Mom's right about this one. Super special effects but the (apparently historical) storyline is a bore.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1
action, R

steve
B

I liked this movie more than I thought I would. Be warned, the violence in this film is over the top, but it's also cartoony and silly, such as a fountain of blood erupting from a neck with no head. Blood and violence are art in this film. I'm looking forward to seeing the sequel.

Stitch: The Movie
animated kids, G

steve
B

Continues the adventures of Lilo and Stitch and the gang. Pretty good for a sequel, but much of the novelty has worn off. A harbinger of future trends: made in Korea!

Brother Bear
animated kids, G

steve
B

This is a pleasing Disney film, although too formulaic (Yes, Phil Collins does some of the soundtrack). Nice Alaska environs.

Elephant
drama, R

steve
B

This film, Gus Van Sant's latest, involves a Columbine-like scenario. Don't expect a probing analysis; it's more like a photograph.

Genghis Blues
musical documentary, ?

steve
A

A blind blues musician (Paul Pena) teaches himself Tuvan throat singing and is invited to go to Tuva to participate in a throat singing contest.

New York Minute
kids comedy drama, PG13

fritz
D

Once again, Mary-Kate and Ashley Oleson prove that they are the twin talents of our time. In this stunning and poignant tale, they wrestle with some of the deepest philosophical issues involved in being the twin daughters of Loveline's Doctor Drew. I laughed, I cried, somehow I stayed through the whole thing. Might be good for the intended audience. Safe for the young ones.

Rat Race
action comedy, PG13

fritz
C

Very mediocre comedy about a handful of people randomly chosen to participate in a race across the country to win a lot of money. Extremely silly and cheap humor, although if you've never seen a whole cross-country bus full of Lucille Ball lookalikes simultanously whine in signature fashion, don't miss it. PG-13 for mild sex references and juvenile humor.

Adam's Rib
foreign drama, PG

fritz
B

A surprisingly entertaining story about a 'family' of Russians, consisting of about three generations of women. About their lives and troubles in Russian culture, their crowded apartment, and mostly their men. I didn't think I would like it, but I found it compelling, and a bit tense. Very well composed, and with some awkward humorous bits. In Russian with English subtitles. No vices except adult situations.

Bend It Like Beckam
comedy, ?

sue
B

A unique look at coming-of-age Indian girl in modern England who plays soccer wonderfully against her parents wishes, who want her to instead carry on family and Indian traditions. Most delightful watching the young "Rimli" assert herself. One can just imagine...

Legend of Suriyothai
drama, R

sue
C

I thought this was a "real people" version of Mulan, but not even close. Story about feud between a good and a bad queen and their families - super bloody! Well acted, interesting war scenes on elephants. R rated for violence and some nudity.

Touching the Void
action documentary drama, PG

fritz
B

This movie stopped just short of being really awesome. It is a sort of docu-drama (a true story, mixing interviews of the actual people with dramatizations of their stories) about two guys involved in a near-death mountain-climbing accident. Is had everything it needs - an excellent and very dramatic story, well enacted - but lacks a little something in developing the characters and making the story tense.

Sinbad
animated kids drama, PG

fritz
C

Pretty much stock-in-trade of Disney animation talent. Not very compelling plot or characters. Even the dog was disappointing. Animation is all it has going for it, although the backdrops were pretty spectacular and I particularly enjoyed the shifting sands scene. I was glad I didn't have to hear Phil Collins or Bryan Adams.

Freaky Friday
comedy drama, PG

fritz
C

Hasn't this been done before? The girl and the mom don't understand each other, so a miracle forces them to switch bodies. Then they have to play each other's roles for a while. I'd like to say it has its moments, but I really didn't notice any. Might be fun for teens. PG for teenage romance and marriage innuendo, nothing to worry about.

Modern Times
classic comedy, ?

fritz
B

Classic Charlie Chaplin semi-silent movie from 1936. Charlie is a factory worker in a sarcastically high-paced assembly-line setting where he can't help but getting himself in all sorts of trouble. Later he meets the pretty heroine and they try to make a dignified life together (fat chance). Really funny and quite charming. No reason for rating.

Bend It Like Beckam
PG13

lucy
A

excellent british film about a talented indian girl and her semi-traditional family living in britain. looks like football (soccer) movie but don't be deceived by the movie box. it's not hokey and the action shots are done quite well. funny at times but turn the volume up--accents are either british, indian, or irish and very thick. lots more to the story and an interesting making-of if you get it on dvd. just a great film--shows lots of indian culture and girls in shorts.

down with love
comedy romance, PG13

lucy
A

suprisingly clever romantic comedy starring renee zellwegger and ewan mcgregor (for the lady-fans.) zellwegger as a new-novelist who prefers chocolate to men and mcgregor as a magazine-reporter/womanizer. very funny and cleverly takes it's time to get to the "happily ever after" ending most romantic comedies have. rated pg-13 (i think) for sexual comedy. highly recommended--even the men would like it.

Pianist, The
war history drama, R

fritz
B

I agree that is was overrated (I'm hesitant to give it a B). And that's coming from a fan of both war movies and pianists. Still better than average, and has something to say, but lacking some depth to put it over the top.

Divided We Fall (Musíme si Pomáhat)
foreign war history drama, PG13

steve
A

Reviewing "The Pianist" reminded me of this lovely gem. The setting is Nazi occupied Czechoslovakia. In trying to survive the occupation, a group of neighbors are forced to make difficult choices as they balance the welfare of their neighbors with the saving of their own skins.

Pianist, The
war history drama, R

steve
B

This is a very overrated movie (maybe even by me). It's beautiful but lacks anything resembling a plot (similar to the film Stalingrad). A young Jewish pianist hides out in Warsaw during WW2. One thing the film did reasonably well was give us glimpses of life in the ghetto and of the gradual methods used by the Nazis to terrorize and subdue the Jews before eventually deporting them to concentration camps to be killed.

Real Women Have Curves
drama, PG13

fritz
C

A sort of coming-of age drama about a slightly pudgy girl growing up in the Spanish-speaking Los Angeles Latino subculture. She struggles with issues of attractiveness, weight, education, factory work, family. I didn't like it, but perhaps it's just my gender that's wrong. PG-13 for showing women in rather large bras and sexual situations.

Y Tu Mama Tambien
foreign psychological drama, R

fritz
A

A strange, sexual, psychological, morally ambiguous, and surprisingly deep Mexican story about two older-teenage boys who happen into a trip to the beach with an attractive woman who goes with them to get away from her now-estranged, cheating husband. Very adult themes, although not in a crass way, and surprises all the way along. Spanish, subtitled. IMDB

Baraka
art documentary, ?

fritz
B

Sort of a still-life documentary, a few hours of really cool things to look at. Big, small, sped up, slowed down, caught in action. Things you never thought you'd see. Interwoven themes of compare and contrast. I did find some points striking, but it seems mostly due to my own interpretations of the subject matter. No words, some sound from the scenes, but mostly sort of ambient music. If you're not too easily bored, I think you will see some things that will interest you. IMDB No need for rating.

About Schmidt
drama, R

steve
B

I thought this film was pretty original and interesting. Definitely worth seeing (but not amazing). And how can you go wrong with a penpal named Ngutu?

Nine Queens
foreign suspense drama, R

steve
B

This is an entertaining movie about at least one con artist. Spanish.

Oasis
foreign drama romance, R

steve
A

I don't know if you'll find this at the video store, but if you do, steal it for me. A physically handicapped woman and a mentally deficient man find happiness together, kinda. See for yourself, this is a very satisfying film. Korean.

Idiots, The
post-modern foreign art, R

steve
A

Banned! This film is not for everybody (perhaps closer to nobody). But it's really an amazing gutsy film. We follow a club of people who have a hobby of acting retarded in public and private. Directed by Lars von Trier (for you snobs: a Dogme 95 film I think). WARNING: I hear the original is downright pornographic. Apparently, the American version has black bars over penises. I saw a Chinese DVD with the bad bits edited out (yawn). Danish.

Lifestyle, The
adult documentary, ?

steve
A

Ever wonder what the "swinger" lifestyle is like but were afraid to try it out for yourself? Then this film about people who engage in recreational group sex is for you. The remarkable fact is that these people are otherwise quite ordinary. The film also looks at the other side: people who tried to be swingers but failed. This film is unrated but be warned it has some very graphic sex scenes.

Capturing the Friedmans
psychological documentary drama, ?

steve
A

This excellent film documents the responses of a family and community when a father is accused of child molestation. One thing that makes this a really unique film is that the family involved enjoyed making home movies, and they filmed many family interactions during the time of interest. One of the ideas the film brings out is the fuzziness of truth in a situation where the community becomes emotionally charged. The DVD has some nifty extras.

Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King, The
action drama, PG13

fritz
A

What needs to be said? It's the standard by which all future movies will be judged.

Triplets of Belleville, The
foreign animated comedy, ?

fritz
A

A very bizarre and fun cartoon. Classic cartooning where everything is exaggerated and anything can happen (of course a dog can double as a spare tire - why not?). It's in French, but translation isn't necessary since there's almost no dialog. But it doesn't need words to be funny. It follows the story of this old woman and her bicycling son, who is kidnapped for some reason and she must find him. She is aided by their faithful dog and some aging triplet lounge singers. But what about the square-shouldered (and I mean it) mob guys? It's a riot. If you have any soft spot for funny cartoons, don't miss it. It's not rated, but it would be PG or so for treating frogs roughly. No other vices.

Whale Rider
drama, PG

steve
A

I also really liked this movie, although if you're suspension-of-disbelief challenged you may not be able to enjoy it. There is some very believable crying in one scene though.

Talk to Her
foreign drama, R

steve
A

A touching story about a comotose woman and the man who loves her. Full of moral ambiguity (one of my favorite ingredients). There is a cameo performance by Brazilian singer Caetano Veloso. Directed by Pedro Almodovar. Spanish. IMDB

Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle
action comedy, PG13

joe
F

This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen! Don't waste your time or money! I liked the first one, so I thought maybe this one might be somewhat entertaining, but it completely and totally sucked!

Holes
kids, PG

joe
A

A great family movie. It's about a kid who is suffering from a family curse put on one of his great grandfathers who is sent to a jail-type camp where all the kids dig holes all day. There is a fairly deep plot surrounding the curse, the jail/camp warden, and some of the other kids there. The plot might be too complex for kids under about 8 or 10 years old, but otherwise this can be thouroughly enjoyed by all ages. Great performances from Sigorney Weaver and Jon Voight.

Est-Ouest (East-West)
foreign drama, ?

fritz
B

An excellent and very dramatic mixed-culture story about a Russian man and his French wife who return to Russia after WW2. They are promised amnesty and opportunity, but treated as traitors on their arrival, unexpectedly only a hair's breadth from execution or imprisonment for treason. They want to escape to the Western world, especially the French woman, but can hardly think the thought without being betrayed. If you can tolerate subtitles you won't be disappointed.

Anger Management
comedy, PG13

fritz
C

A somewhat funny movie about a guy (Adam Sandler) who fumbles his way into being accused of having an anger problem, which must be treated in a most unusual way by Jack Nicholson, who all along appears to have serious anger issues. Not a classic, but I was amused, especially by the situations in which pathologically passive Sandler manages to get himself into anger trouble. Stretches believability somewhat, and attempts to resolve it in the end without particular success. Rated PG-13 for adult situations.

About Schmidt
drama, R

fritz
C

Not my type. A very serious movie about a man going through a sort of near-end-of-life crisis and rediscovery. Of course Nicholson gives a stellar performance as the old guy. But it's just sort of sad and pointless. R for showing Kathy Bates topless, which seems appropriate.

Matrix Revolutions
action drama, R

fritz
B

This movie could only be regarded as mediocre in reference to the first two groundbreaking Matrix movies. I thought it was excellent - very exciting and suspenseful, and lots of very fun things to look at. Thousands upon thousands of robots and huge machines. Even the ending was good, although it was arguably necessary to suspend believability long ago. Rated R for some reason I'm not sure. Perhaps profanity, a little violence.

Bowling for Columbine
documentary comedy, PG13

fritz
A

Award-winning documentary from favorite corporate rabble-rouser Michael Moore. In his own inimitable way, Michael explores American guns, gun ownership, and gun violence. His way is slightly bumbling, curious, honest, fearless, and always entertaining. A must-see, regardless of your position on guns or gun laws. Whether he makes any real point remains in question, but that's not his objective. It's a great movie. I own it on DVD.

Whale Rider
drama, PG

minda
A

Finally, a good movie..and your kids can watch it! It's about a Maori girl who's born a twin but her brother, who the family believes will be the new chief, dies just after birth along with their mom. Her dad leaves town and she's brought up by her grandpa. It's a great story with some funny dialog and some interesting Maori culture. Plus you get NZ scenery and accents.... : )

Run Lola Run
foreign art action drama, R

fritz
B

A German film that explores how slight changes in a situation affect the outcome. Rather head-twisting and very dramatic. Very cool techno soundtrack. Rated R for excessive running, I guess, or maybe a little violence. I own it on DVD.

Memento
art action mystery drama, R

fritz
A

One of my favorite movies of all time, mainly for its clever assembly. It follows the story of a man who can't make new memories, so he never remembers what just happened. The story is told in reverse, much in the same way as he fails to remember it. Lots of drama, and it certainly keeps you guessing until the end. R for violence, language. I own it on DVD.

Three Kings
action comedy drama, R

fritz
A

An excellent movie. Dramatic, exciting, serious, and yet very cunningly and ironically funny, from the very first scene. It takes place in the end of the first Iraq war, and follows a handful of soldiers who set out on a mission to find some lost Iraqi gold. Rated R for one crude sex situation, war violence, gratuitous swearing. Stars George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, and Ice Cube. I own it on DVD if you want to borrow it.