Taylor Swift comes over to my house. My house is not like my real house, it's sort of an estate on a wooded hill, but I don't see much of it except the doorway. Taylor is apparently my neighbor, and she is really nice. We seem to be getting along very well until I tell a story that involves Britney Spears, but when I tell the story I accidentally say "Taylor Swift" instead of "Britney Spears", which is really awkward, because of course Taylor recognizes her own name and it makes me seem a little crazy. I notice my mistake and try to correct it, but I can't remember the name "Britney Spears". So it all gets awkward.

Maybe to diffuse the awkwardess, I invite Taylor to come take a look at our pool, maybe she'll want to come for a swim later in the summer. We go look at the pool, and it is not only a conventional pool, but there is sort of a river pouring down the hill into the pool, where one might go inner-tubing or something. I hadn't really explored that area, so I go up there to take a look, and there are other large natural pools, with wild creatures and things in there. Wow, I didn't realize we had all this up here.

There are also a lot of snakes up there, many of them sticking their heads out of holes in the ground. They seem very aggressive, wanting to bite anyone that comes near. I seem to be trying to be friendly with them, but they are not having any of it, and one bites me on the hand, right on the fleshy part between the thumb and fingers. Somebody is sitting right there, pinching my arm with their body such that I can't pull it back, and the snake just continues biting. I ask the person to move, not yelling but urgent and sort of pushing them, and I manage to get my hand out.

It doesn't hurt very bad, but there is some concern that I would have rabies or poison or something, so I have to go to the doctor quickly. I go back to the regular pool. Taylor is still there, and there is some discussion of whether the pool will be warm enough - I am trying to find a way to heat the pool, but especially with this river and stuff I can't see how I can heat all that water. Anyway, I say, feel free to come over in the summer and have a swim. But right now, I have to go to the doctor to check out this snake bite.